JUST FOR A LAUGH

[David5o]

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Name that animal, kids!



Little Johnny's first-grade class was having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, "What animal is this?"

"A cat!" said Suzy.

"Good job! Now, what's this animal?"

"A dog!" said Ricky.

"Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.

The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "It's what your mom calls your dad."

"A horny bastard!" called out little Johnny


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Boom Boom!!!


Tom : You wanna hear a dirty joke?
Paul: Ya
Tom: A white horse fell in the mud

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

A BLONDE is in the library , she bangs down a book and says :" too boring, too many characters and no story.
LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone directory away??

A BLONDE tells her boyfriend, "Come home tomorrow, no one will be at home."
When he goes the next day to her home.......
Her door was locked..

Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.


Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax?
A. It has a stamp on it.

Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor?
A. Oh no, I'm going to fall again!





Kid Jokes:

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
L-JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?


L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!


TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America?
JOHNY: George!


Teacher : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student : Brotherly love.

TEACHER:Why does you geography exam have a big zero over it?
kid: It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead !


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[Bee964]

I am sure that everybody here has seen this before. I just got this back in an e-mail today and the thought struck me, "what would the translation software do with this?" so I am putting it here.


Only great minds can read this.
This is weird, but interesting!




fi yuo cna
raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe
out of 100 can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht
I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch
at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod
are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the
wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
if you can raed tihs forwrad it

Dave C

[David5o]

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The Ladies Bathroom

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to use the men's rest room, but it had always been engaged.

A nurse noticed his predicament. " Sir," she said. "You can use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.'

He did what he needed to,and as he sat there he looked at the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified wtth letters: WW,WA,PP, and a red one labelled ATR.

Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist, he pushed WW and warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.

What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's rest rooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff gently caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies rest room was more than a rest room, it was tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed it's pleasure, he pushed the ATR button which he knew would be extreme ecstasy.

The next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in his hospital bed and a nurse was looking down on him.
"What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing I knew I pressed the ATR button."

The smirking nurse responded, "The ATR button is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."

US MEN JUST NEVER LISTEN, DO WE!!!!....
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AN INNOCENT LITTLE STORY!!!

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says.

A little girl raises her hand and said, "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.".

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!".

"That must've been scary!", said the teacher.

"It sure was.", said the little girl. "My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, Ffffff!," but before she could say 'F**off !,' the Rottweiler ate her!

The Poor Teacher had to leave the room.......

[Bee964]

Got this in an e-mail just now and thought it would be good to post here.

*A furniture salesman from Newfoundland decided that he wanted to
expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris,
France to see what he could find.
*
*After  arriving in Paris (this being his first trip ever to the
French capital), he met with some manufacturers and finally selected a
line that he thought would sell well back  home.
To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small
bistro and have a glass of wine.
*
*As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was
quite crowded, and that the one other chair at his table was the only
vacant seat in the house.
*
*Before long, a very beautiful young  Parisian girl came to his
table, asked him something in  French (which he did not understand), and
motioned toward the  chair. He invited her to sit down. He tried to speak
to her in  English, but she did not speak his language so, after a couple
of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a  napkin and drew
a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her.
She nodded, and he ordered a glass of wine for her.
*
*After sitting together at the table for awhile, he took another
napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded.
*
*They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that  featured a
small group playing romantic music.
*
*They ordered  supper, after which he took another napkin and
drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to
dance.
*
*They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing  up.
*
*Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew  a
picture of a four-poster bed.
*
*To this day, he has no idea how  she figured out that he was in
the furniture business.
*
Dave C

[Martin]

Hmm….I’m surprised there were no “doesn’t everyone live in igloos” or “do you have running water” questions this time.  As for the hippo racing question?  WTF?    
Now that Vancouver is hosting the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are asking.
Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website.
Obviously the answers are a joke; but the questions were really asked!  Sad I know.  
 
Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (England )
A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.
 
Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.
 
Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to  Toronto - can I follow the Railroad tracks? ( Sweden )
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.
 
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada ? ( Sweden )
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
 
Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada ?  Can you send me a list of them in Toronto , Vancouver ,  Edmonton and Halifax ? ( England )
A: No, but you'd better bring a few extra furs for trading purposes.
 
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada ? ( USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe   Ca-na-da is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary  Come naked.
 
Q: Which direction is North in Canada ? ( USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
 
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada ? ( England )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
 
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it.  Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
 
Q: Do you have perfume in Canada ? ( Germany )
A: No, WE don't stink.
 
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth.  Where can I sell it in Canada ? ( USA )
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
 
Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? ( Italy )
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
 
Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada ? ( USA )
A: Only at Thanksgiving.
 
Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.
 
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada , but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. ( USA )
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
 
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.

[Scottish_Rob]

"Hhellloo iis tthiis tthhe oownnerr off ttthe sshhoop tthhatt ii ggott  tthe vvibbratttorr ffrommm??  hhooowww ddo uu ttturrn  ttthhee bbllloooddddyyy ttthhinngg ooffff??"

[David5o]

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Molly the Camel!


A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghanistan desert.

During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camel is kept
there. The nervous sergeant said, 'Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'.
That's why we have Molly The Camel.'
The Captain says, 'I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about 'urges', so the camel can stay.'

About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'. Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, “Is that how the men do it?”

“No not really Sir, ...They just ride the camel into town. ....where all the girls are!!!”

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 Cattle Show....
 


 A man takes his wife to the cattle show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him."

They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also."

They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."

The man turns to his wife and says, "Yeah!!!, but Go up and see if it was 365 times with the same cow."


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Questions!!!


Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!

Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?
A. About three inches.

Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A . They don't have balls to scratch!


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[David5o]

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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:


1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon


THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:


1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate


THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:




1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot
or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

[David5o]

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5 Rules For a Man to Have a Happy Life


1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other

An Addit.....

My dear old Dad always said "Have all the beautiful girlfriends you want, but always marry an ugly woman." He reckoned that ugly women were as grateful as hell and were very unlikely to shag the milkman.

[David5o]

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Four Kinds Of SEX!!!!!


There Are Four Kinds Of Sex :

HOUSE SEX -      When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX -  After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX -        After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the
                       hall and say ..."FUCK YOU"

COURTROOM SEX -  When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court, in front of many people for every penny you've got.
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50 Years Ago!!!...
 

 An elderly couple were sitting at their kitchen table
on the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary.

'You know' she said, 'We were probably sitting in the kitchen across from each other 50 years ago.'

'Yeah' he said, 'But we were probably naked.'

'So let's get naked now' she suggested.

So they both took off all their clothes
and sat across from each other.

'You know' she said smiling lovingly
'My nipples feel just as hot, Looking at you today
as they did 50 years ago.'

He replied 'I'm sure they are .........
one is in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal.



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Always Wear Clean Underwear In Public


Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story
of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have
their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry
on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife
returned later to see a small group of people near the car.

Her inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under
the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants
turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into
place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found
herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

[David5o]

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Be Careful What You Say!!!!

WIFE:
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND:

Definitely not!

WIFE:

Why not - don't you like being married?

HUSBAND:

Of course I do.

WIFE:

Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND:

Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE:

You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND:

(Makes audible groan).

WIFE:

Would you live in our house?

HUSBAND:

Sure, it's a great house.

WIFE:

Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND:

Where else would we sleep?

WIFE:

Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBAND:

Probably, it is almost new.

WIFE:

Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND:

That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE:

Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND:

No, she's left-handed.

WIFE:
- silence - -

HUSBAND:
Shhhhhit!!!!!

[David5o]

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Paddy

Into the local pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.

"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.

"Jamie O'Connor and me had a fight," says Paddy.

"That little sh*t, O'Connor?" says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand."

"That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."

"Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself. Didn't you have something in your hand?"

"That I did," said Paddy, "Mrs. O'Connor's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."

"What about your other hand Paddy?"

"Sure now, wasn't I scratching the back of me head wondering what to do next !"


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Paddy and the Gamekeeper


Paddy was stopped by the Gamekeeper at the local big-wigs estate recently with two buckets full of salmon. He was leaving a part of the river well-known for its fishing.

The Gamekeeper asked Paddy, Do you have a licence to catch those fish?

To be sure, sir, replied Paddy. I ain't got no fishin' license, because I not here after fishing! These here are my pet fish.

Pet fish?

Oh yes! Every night, I takes these here fish down to the lake and let dem swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jumps right back into the bucket here and I takes 'em home.

That's bullsh*it! Fish can't do that.

Paddy looked at the gamekeeper intently for a moment and then said, sure I swear it's the truth, Mr. Gamekeeper. I'll show ya. Sure and it really works.

O.K., said the gamekeeper. I've got to see this!

Paddy poured the fish into the river and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the Warden said, Well?

Well, what? asked Paddy.

The gamekeeper asked: When are you going to call them back?

Call who back?

The FISH! yelled the gamekeeper.

To be sure, What fish would you be talking about? asked Paddy.

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It Ain't Easy Being a Dick!!!




Now when you think about, Poor old Dick has some hard valids points here !!!!

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[David5o]

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Management


''Another old one but still worth sharing again...''

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41
degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be in Information Technology," said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information and the
fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."

The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."

[David5o]

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Did I READ THAT SIGN RIGHT???

TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park: (I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

On a butcher's shop window in the Old Kent Road, hand written in whitewash by the Cypriot owner:-
"FRESH MEAT !! I KILL MYSELF EVERY DAY!!"

A sign on The Embankment in London read "Golders Green-3 miles" Underneath someone wrote
"TO YOU MY BOY ...2 AND A HALF!!!"

On a dry cleaner's window
WE WILL DYE FOR YOU.

A Shoe shop in West London is named :-
R. SOLES.

Took this in Mousehole Cornwall about year ago.

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Statues


There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude
woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred
years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a
single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a
hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given
life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the

shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.

After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.

The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left,

"Would you care to do it again?"

He asks her "Shall we?" She eagerly replies, Oh, yes, let's!

But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeons down
and you shit on their heads."


AND WHAT WERE YOU....THINKING?


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The old ones are the best ..........not . Emotion party!!!


EMOTION PARTY

A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as different emotions e.g. fear etc.

On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a guy covered in

green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest.

He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" The guy says, "I'm green with NV".

The host replies, "Brilliant come on In and have a drink."

A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking

with a feather boa wrapped around her most intimate parts.

He says to this woman, "Wow! great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" She replies, "I'm tickled pink."

The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party." A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third

time, and the host opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and Mick, standing stark naked, one with his w1lly in bowl of custard

and the other with his w1lly stuck in a pear. The host is really shocked and says, "What the hell are you both doing? You could

get arrested standing like that out there in the street.

Anyhow what emotion is this supposed to be?" Paddy replies, "Welllll, Oim fokn discustard, and Mick here has just come in despair.

[David5o]

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Some Funny Pics/Photos...


Seen some of these before but then some are still funny so,... ENJOY!!!


















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Three Weddings!!!

At a large hotel there were three wedding receptions taking place on the same night. The grooms met by chance at the bar and, being rampant young men, the talk got around to sex. The question of how many times they would make love was raised and they decided to let each other know how they got on next morning at breakfast. They agreed that they could not just discuss the subject as it would cause embarrassment to their wives and decided to use a code. For each time they made love they would order a round of toast.

At breakfast next morning the waitress approached the first groom and asked him what he would like. "Full English please and 3 rounds of toast" he replied. The second groom again had full English but asked for 5 rounds of toast. The other two grooms gave him a knowing nod.

When she asked the third groom he asked for full English and 7 rounds of toast, the other two were amazed at his stamina. As the waitress was leaving he turned around and called in a booming voice "By the way love, make two of those brown".


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Funny Cartoon...


Thought I'd Share With You, ...This Funny  Cartoon!!




And O' how so true that is!! ...lol!!