Amusing/Worst Profiles

[David E]

Reg,  she sure don't want much does she?  Wow and did you notice the age limit -- to 99 years old!  and no nothing else.
Wow agian, well I wish her all the good luck, because I don't think anyone is that perfect except :angel:.  We all have our little faults and so no one is perfect, you take what is given and be glad you got it in the first place.

I reckon she would need a Man 99 years old to meet her expectations...no fags, no booze, no gambling and no sex........at 99 quite possibly his next smoke, game of poker, bottle of beer or a bonk would carry him off !!!!....and then shes got all the assets

If she was supermodel material, I could probably understand it a bit better......but........  :icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:

[RegnisTheGreat]

I think she means sex prior to marriage.

[rockycoon]

At 99 years old, sex is the last thing on your mind....:s

[David E]

At 99 years old, sex is the last thing on your mind....:s

Rock

I imagine at 99, the ONLY thing on your mind is "will I wake up tomorrow" !!!!:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:

David

[ttwjr32]

or when you wake up you give thanks for another day

[rockycoon]

HERE IS ONE THAT WILL STEAM UP YOUR KEYBOARD...profile avalible upon request...:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:

I love to be loved
I need, yes I need to be loved
I love to be loved by you.
Yes, I love to be loved by you.
Do you want to get the love from me too?
I do partier also. Love for long time.


Only thing missing is "how much?"  Hey Willy, think I found you one for the cake at the brotherhood meeting....haha

[ttwjr32]

were was that at china love or china lust ??

[rockycoon]

CHN admirer letter sent yesterday to me...I just copied part of it.  
The rest of it was general bla, bla, bla  :icon_cool:

[ttwjr32]

Rockycoon---- she will love you long time :icon_cheesygrin:

[rockycoon]

I get worn out just reading it...:icon_rolleyes:

and the money keeps rolling in...:icon_cheesygrin:

[David S]

HERE IS ONE THAT WILL STEAM UP YOUR KEYBOARD...profile avalible upon request...:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:

I love to be loved
I need, yes I need to be loved
I love to be loved by you.
Yes, I love to be loved by you.
Do you want to get the love from me too?
I do partier also. Love for long time.


Only thing missing is "how much?"  Hey Willy, think I found you one for the cake at the brotherhood meeting....haha

Isn't that the lyrics from a '70's song by Cheap Trick?

Cheap Trick - I want you to want me!

[rockycoon]

Don't know, but it sounds like a "cheap trick"...haha:icon_cheesygrin:

[ttwjr32]

probably the translator talking and no real profile of
a lady

[odysseus007]

http://www.chineselovelinks.com/member_profile.cfm?ID=607959
"The profile is posted only for a serious marriage before 2011. "

Talk about pressure here. I am not sure I can perform that fast

Oh Reggie, she has updated it to make your day :

Member Overview  
I like kids, cooking and my friend think me educated, serious, sincere and considerate with good temper. Most importantly, I value happiness of my family so I have been good at massage nerve... So for my husband, I will be loving and romantic. I am just moderately pretty but not beautiful. But do you like kids? I need a meeting with future husband asap before the middle of March.
 
Seeking

he who can respect my preference below: do not smoke, no drunk, no drug, and do not gambling. I have good temper, wish you the same. Plus: you must be healthy and rich enough to buy an apartment at least for only me in Shanghai and show your ability to raise a family. if you agree to make love after marriage, house can be bought after marriage; if you wanna make love before marriage, that house must be bought before making love as a guarantee.
 
Gender: Male  
Aged: 29 - 99
 
And please don't stain the title deed with any bodily fluids? Haha...

Well we all know what a taradiddle is now, I thought it had to do with the space on a hardrive, they have terabytes, god only knows it could be a new speed....:icon_cheesygrin:   my computer is now processing at 20 teradiddles.....lol  :icon_cheesygrin:

Oh she has quite the powerful vocab doesn't she? And you guys didn't even know such a word, :icon_cheesygrin:

[RegnisTheGreat]

Haha, apartments in Shanghai is bloody expensive. My brother said that good ones are in the range of 50,000-60,000RMB per square meter.