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Offline odysseus007

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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #45 on: January 27, 2010, 05:59:36 pm »
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Haha, apartments in Shanghai is bloody expensive. My brother said that good ones are in the range of 50,000-60,000RMB per square meter.


Haha, "sex on the house".... afterwards I guess you can go default on the mortgage eh? I am a realtor by the way.

Here the local Chinese folk have a saying : "If you wanna drink milk, there's no need to buy the whole cow !!!" :icon_cheesygrin:
Men are great thinkers coz they have 2 heads (just don't think with the wrong one!) & women are great talkers coz they have 2...:icon_cheesygrin:

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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #46 on: January 27, 2010, 06:01:39 pm »
I bet you 100% she wants the house bought outright before marriage for sex before marriage. Otherwise, she'll still get a lot in the divorce.
I'm worried too. Chen Yan a few posts ago made a good comment about this girl and suggested I go after her. I'm begining to question her eye on good woman now :icon_mrgreen::icon_mrgreen::icon_mrgreen::icon_mrgreen:
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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #47 on: January 27, 2010, 06:43:26 pm »
"Plus: you must be healthy and rich enough to buy an apartment at least for only me in Shanghai and show your ability to raise a family. if you agree to make love after marriage, house can be bought after marriage; if you wanna make love before marriage, that house must be bought before making love as a guarantee. "

One bonk for an apartment worth about $250,000........I can think of cheaper ways....it's called Prostitution....here we have prostitution in its Purest form. :icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:

Who writes this claptrap for these women...which guy would be nuts enough to even consider such a woman !!!!

Hopefully she can stay in her fantasy World for the next 30 years and not trap some unfortunate idiot !!!

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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #48 on: January 28, 2010, 12:10:57 am »
DavidE-  i can surely bet there is an idiot out there somewere for
            her:-/

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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #49 on: January 28, 2010, 12:21:14 am »
P.T. Barnum said that there is a sucker born every minute....:icon_cheesygrin:

That is the most expensive piece of *** I have heard of, this side of Vegas...:icon_cool:

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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #50 on: January 28, 2010, 02:10:00 am »
and she will take good care of you also.
wow what a good catch  hahahahah

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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #51 on: January 28, 2010, 11:12:22 am »
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P.T. Barnum said that there is a sucker born every minute....:icon_cheesygrin:


Don't forget the second part :
...And two to take him !

Well, she's bonkable if you're bankable. :dodgy:
I'd bet her role models are Ivana Trump,
Suzy Welch, Anna Nicole Smith, and soon to be Elin Woods.

He doesn’t make much money
Five thousand dollars per;
Some judge who thinks he’s funny
Says, “You pay six to her.”

He says, “Now judge, suppose I fail?”
The judge says, “Bud, right into jail.
You’d better keep her
You’ll find it cheaper
Than making whoopee
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One bonk for an apartment worth about $250,000........I can think of cheaper ways....it's called Prostitution....here we have prostitution in its Purest form. :icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:
David


That's what I mean by "If you wanna drink milk, there's no need to buy the whole cow !!!" If the gal wants a house, I know one... it's called a hoe-house :icon_cheesygrin:
« Last Edit: January 28, 2010, 11:18:51 am by odysseus007 »
Men are great thinkers coz they have 2 heads (just don't think with the wrong one!) & women are great talkers coz they have 2...:icon_cheesygrin:

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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #52 on: January 28, 2010, 07:52:38 pm »
just go get a haircut here if thats what your looking for
many places for that just have to keep the eyes open

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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #53 on: January 28, 2010, 09:30:24 pm »
ttwjr,  I think the old term, which I don't think anyone here is aware is called "trim".

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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #54 on: January 28, 2010, 09:35:45 pm »
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ttwjr,  I think the old term, which I don't think anyone here is aware is called "trim".


Nothing wrong with a little trim with your trim is there?

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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #55 on: January 30, 2010, 10:40:44 pm »
Final line of an admiration letter I recieved prior to hidding my profile for Lin Ya,
Oh, if you want to send me something you can send to the following address as they would then give to me, Room,****,No***,Wu yi Road, Changsha,China. thanks in advance.

Lady? from the Changsha Deeply Loving Matchmaking Co. Ltd.
First letter sent to a new guy and this? :@
Can we probably assume she is a "gold digger" yet?
Or is the Translater a "gold digger"?
By the way brothers feel free to send a gift to her if you like.
Earlier in letter she states that we have things in common and could find more in common after we "work things out" and could find things in common when we are alone together.
Just like fair tickets I think, Pay to ride the ride.
Does it matter to the bird if an apple is Red or Green? Or does the bird just care that the apple is sweet.

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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #56 on: January 30, 2010, 11:05:30 pm »
Lee, A room, work things out and a promise of being alone together... Sounds more like a hooker?

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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #57 on: January 30, 2010, 11:41:20 pm »
Probably be working things out in the doctors office after that one.:s

Vince, went to cll area and low and behold if they didn't have some photos of some girls I have seen before on porno site.  I'd know that face anywhere, only when I saw her she had no shirt...haha,  by the way, before you ask, the damn porno comes up automatically
from another site (shaun).  hhahaha :icon_cheesygrin:

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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #58 on: January 30, 2010, 11:57:48 pm »
A friend of mine does this all the time. He'll send me some profile from some personals he found saying, look at this? She wants to meet? Then I tell him which porn star it is and the profile or at least the photo is fake. And before you ask I do search through sites checking things out. Never know who's picture shows up in a few places. I've gotten letter (not Chnlove) from women saying how good looking I am? Funny I didn't post a photo? One I even signed up as Marco Polo, with his photo, age 99 yo and get contacts sent to me? Thank God I'm taken.

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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #59 on: January 31, 2010, 12:26:56 am »
Marco Polo...haha  I'll have to remember that one....snicker...:icon_cheesygrin: