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feisnik:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/6703629/Chinese-husband-allows-wife-to-attack-him-once-a-week.html
"In order to curb his wife's aggression, Mr Zhang proposed signing a contract in front of his in-laws. If his wife breaches the contract, she has to return to her parents' home for three days. "She is very obedient to her parents, and her parents will support me and blame her," he said."

RegnisTheGreat:
Kinky?

shaun:
What would be the first sign to not date this woman?

Man:       Hi, I was wondering if you would go out to dinner and a movie Thursday night?  Say 6:00?
Woman:  Yes, I would like to go to dinner and a movie with you.

His response:  Cool.  Then I will see you at 6:30 then.

My response:   Wow!!!! You know, I just realized that I have a conflict with that schedule.  Let me re-arrange the schedule and call you back.  OK?  Bye.
Hang up phone and say, "When hell freezes over."


Shaun

ttwjr32:
now thats a ew one for the books

rockycoon:
Her : oh boy its friday, tomorrow I get to beat the sh*t out of my baby....
Him : oh sh*t  tomorrow is my beating day, perhaps I should call the ambulance around 8:00am just in case...
Hospital staff: oh Sh*t tomorrow is Saturday, harvey get the ambulance gassed up and reserve a bed for mister kong.
lol lol lol

KINKY MARRAGE.....WONDER IF WHIPS AND CHAINS ARE INCLUDED?

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