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Offline Neil

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How to be a man
« on: February 18, 2010, 11:33:41 am »
http://www.chinahush.com/2010/02/17/how-to-be-a-real-man-according-to-some-chinese-guy/

There are some good points.  

11. Try to look at porn less, even if you’re a regular single man, you don’t need to obsess over porn all day. And every time you masturbate you will lose a lot of zinc, and this element is closely linked with your brain.
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RE: How to be a man
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2010, 01:16:55 pm »
Quote from: 'Neil' pid='32050' dateline='1266510821'

http://www.chinahush.com/2010/02/17/how-to-be-a-real-man-according-to-some-chinese-guy/

There are some good points.  

11. Try to look at porn less, even if you’re a regular single man, you don’t need to obsess over porn all day. And every time you masturbate you will lose a lot of zinc, and this element is closely linked with your brain.


loolz, lucky we have another head to think with, ... but pity, what a waste of protein! Think of the poor starving Ethiopians !!!:icon_cheesygrin:
« Last Edit: February 18, 2010, 01:18:06 pm by odysseus007 »
Men are great thinkers coz they have 2 heads (just don't think with the wrong one!) & women are great talkers coz they have 2...:icon_cheesygrin:

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RE: How to be a man
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2010, 03:08:06 pm »
Quote from: 'Neil' pid='32050' dateline='1266510821'

http://www.chinahush.com/2010/02/17/how-to-be-a-real-man-according-to-some-chinese-guy/

There are some good points.  

11. Try to look at porn less, even if you’re a regular single man, you don’t need to obsess over porn all day. And every time you masturbate you will lose a lot of zinc, and this element is closely linked with your brain.


Well that's a lie...I'm still brainy...:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::angel:

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RE: How to be a man
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2010, 04:38:44 pm »
Hmmm, come to think about it. At the point of er, loosing some zinc.....Whats going through your brain? Not much!  I have to say i'm not trying to solve world peace, or creating a fuel efficient engine...:icon_cheesygrin: They could be onto something there....

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RE: How to be a man
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2010, 04:58:57 pm »
lots of good points===2,4,6,9,13   funny what you guys picked up on  lol

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RE: How to be a man
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2010, 07:32:57 pm »
If you look at the goodies on the back of a bag of dog food, zinc is listed as for reproduction.  If it works for a dog, should work
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RE: How to be a man
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2010, 09:01:48 pm »
Quote from: 'Neil' pid='32050' dateline='1266510821'

http://www.chinahush.com/2010/02/17/how-to-be-a-real-man-according-to-some-chinese-guy/

There are some good points.  

11. Try to look at porn less, even if you’re a regular single man, you don’t need to obsess over porn all day. And every time you masturbate you will lose a lot of zinc, and this element is closely linked with your brain.


BUT, to much zink is BAD!
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703315004575073521115246594.html?mod=googlenews_wsj

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RE: How to be a man
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2010, 09:57:41 pm »
All the information someone needs can be found on this forum...from A to Zinc!

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RE: How to be a man
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2010, 10:20:58 pm »
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RE: How to be a man
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2010, 09:42:52 am »
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Quote from: 'Neil' pid='32050' dateline='1266510821'

http://www.chinahush.com/2010/02/17/how-to-be-a-real-man-according-to-some-chinese-guy/

There are some good points.  

11. Try to look at porn less, even if you’re a regular single man, you don’t need to obsess over porn all day. And every time you masturbate you will lose a lot of zinc, and this element is closely linked with your brain.


Well that's a lie...I'm still brainy...:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::angel:


Yeah OK but zinc keeps a full head of hair - and I have seen you on Webcam!!!!!!:icon_cheesygrin:
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RE: How to be a man
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2010, 10:04:57 am »
I liked #19. It doesn't say what you are if you have no money at 50 though.

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RE: How to be a man
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2010, 01:06:47 pm »
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Yeah OK but zinc keeps a full head of hair - and I have seen you on Webcam!!!!!!

WOW...surprisingly, this explains so much!

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RE: How to be a man
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2010, 06:02:38 pm »
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Yeah OK but zinc keeps a full head of hair - and I have seen you on Webcam!!!!!!


WOW...surprisingly, this explains so much!


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RE: How to be a man
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2010, 07:11:54 pm »
Told my wife about this thread and she thinks I have been plastering my chest and other hidden places in Zinc oil.!!!!:angel:

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RE: How to be a man
« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2010, 12:22:44 pm »
thanks for not posting pics on this Willy:icon_cheesygrin:
sorry couldnt resist:icon_cheesygrin: