Chinese dog for sale...
Free to good home. Excellent Chinese guard dog.
Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, rapist's, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew Jethro only by his Oriental street name, Ho-Lee-Schitt.
He is also an expert at : getting past customs
getting you ahead of the line in the embassy
getting you a FAST wedding
getting your paperwork ok'ed quickly
cleaning out immigration offices and slow officals