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Offline mpo

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« on: May 20, 2009, 09:51:56 pm »
 

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RE: Marriage Night
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2009, 12:28:09 am »
Mike that is toooo funny !
 
Wow , to think that could of happened to Martin and Ed ?
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RE: Marriage Night
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2009, 04:04:57 am »
I am glad that I will get married on my second tripp :D
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RE: Marriage Night
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2009, 07:54:17 am »
Mike, I laughed so hard my sides hurt for an hour, thanks, I needed that
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RE: Marriage Night
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2009, 09:09:42 am »
Thankfully I wasn't worried about this possibility. haha
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RE: Marriage Night
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2009, 09:15:43 am »
So funny mike i would die if that happend to me pmsl ;)
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RE: Marriage Night
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2009, 10:28:53 am »
Hey mike, Thanks I really enjoyed that..... really really funny, lMAO
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RE: Marriage Night
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2009, 12:48:51 pm »
Funniest thing I have seen in a long time.
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RE: Marriage Night
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2009, 01:09:56 pm »
CRAZY !!! heheheh:D
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RE: Marriage Night
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2009, 01:12:50 pm »
Yes dear, lets go get married but first (Grab between the crotch). Wonder what she would think if I did that? Can't tell her why either. :blush:
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RE: Marriage Night
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2009, 08:09:00 pm »
lol i remember well funny.
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RE: Marriage Night
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2009, 10:14:46 pm »
Don't think the penis check is appropriate at the airport do you? LOL!  Disturbing.
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RE: Marriage Night
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2009, 10:21:33 pm »
If there's a suspicion? I don't care where it is? :-/ CHECK!
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RE: Marriage Night
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2009, 11:43:13 pm »
Sneak some Viagra into her/his drink and if something happen's down there ... run .
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Offline Neil

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RE: Marriage Night
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2009, 03:44:05 am »
I was under the impression Viagra was fairly expensive.  Mind you, in this case it would be an investment.
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