Kenny,
remember when I said I don't know if she is fearless or just stupid.
well tonight I figured that one out.
Here is the short version. She comes home with and empty tank of gas and says I need to teach her how to put gas in her car.
So off to the gas station. Ok
1. pull along side the pump.
2. Remove gas cap and put it somewhere safe so not to forget it.
3. Scan your rewards card for discounts.
4. Select pay outside and scan credit card.
5. Remove nozzle, place in car and pull the trigger wait for it to click off.
She did all that remarkably well.
6. So when the pump clicks off and it's time to return the nozzle to pump, were standing there and she has the pump nozzle in her hand and its pointed straight at my chest. And I am talking to her about what to do next. I don't know if it was a stray gamma ray hit her in the head or just a random thought that asked " I wonder what happens if you pull the trigger when the nozzle is not in the car?" . But 3 seconds later I am drenched in gasoline and ready to pass out from the fumes that engulfed me. Then I think,, oh my god! fumes! Any minute I am going to become a blazing inferno with legs.
I scream at her get in the car! Drove home well above the speed limit, Stripped naked, ran upstairs and jumped into the shower. All is well now but I should carry a spare pacemaker in the glove box.
now I am betting it must have been a stray gamma ray, because to have a random thought implies that you have a brain and I am sure she left it in China.
Sigh...