Knitting? How mundane. Why knit when you can cross stitch or quilt. When was the last time you saw a knitted sweater on display in an art gallery?
OK, I mean other than on a beautiful Chinese woman.
I have seen quilts and cross stitch on display before.
And the toupee? Just because I choose to used my hormones elsewhere doesn't mean you have to be jealous of my beautiful head. Peggy likes rubbing it anyway and THAT helps my golf game.
It makes my putter rise.
Of course you realize this is all humor... or is it?
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I better shut up before Peggy finds out and gives me the angry look.
Good talking with you David.