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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #45 on: October 06, 2009, 03:58:14 pm »
Quote from: 'Scottish_Rob' pid='19169' dateline='1254858576'
Quote from: 'Willy The Londoner' pid='19161' dateline='1254854777'

I know I am in England when the locals start to runaway shouting in a hundred different languages 'never mind the bagpipes - why is that man with a skirt squeezing that cat under his arm'.  :icon_cheesygrin:

Willy

ROFLMAO:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:

Willy that was the funniest thing I have read in ages


You have never read my Chnlove profile then!!!  I have to laugh everytime I read all those nice things that was written about me by ME.

Willy
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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #46 on: October 07, 2009, 04:51:07 am »
Cardboard Dumpling Outrage!:@


Amid a steep rise in pork prices this year, one small purveyor of pork dumplings in Beijing found a way to keep prices down and sales high — substitute cardboard.

Here’s the recipe, as captured by a television reporter with a hidden camera:

First, soak used cardboard with water and caustic soda, a poisonous chemical, until its color fades and its texture became tender. Then stir six cups of cardboard broth with two cups of lard or pork fat, one cup of dried soymilk sheet and one cup of leeks. Finally, stuff the cardboard mixture in a dough wrapper and steam until done.

Tips provided by the maker: Adding lard to the cardboard makes it taste more like pork, while mixing in dried soymilk sheet make the dumplings chewier.

"It may save me almost 1,000 yuan ($131.50) a day," the owner of the booth told a reporter from Beijing TV Channel 7 who posed as a customer.

Following the airing of the story, authorities on Thursday closed the booth, located in the Chaoyang District of Beijing. The owner fled and is wanted by the police for questioning.

The dumplings were prepared at a kitchen in nearby Taiyanggong Village. It was unclear how long the booth was serving the cardboard-filled dumplings, but a worker in the prep-kitchen told the TV reporter that it was a popular recipe known across the country due to the rapid rise of pork prices, which has pinched the wallets of ordinary Chinese. :s

But wait......

BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese court on Sunday sentenced a television reporter to one year in jail for fabricating a report that Beijing dumpling makers used cardboard as a filling.......... Thank goodness for that!

The official Xinhua news agency said the journalist, Zi Beijia, was convicted after an open court hearing of "infringing the reputation of commodities". He was also fined 1,000 yuan ($132).

Zi, a temporary reporter for Beijing television, was arrested after it emerged that he had cooked up a report that local makers of steamed dumplings were softening cardboard by soaking it in caustic soda and then flavoring it with pork juice.

Ah, dumpling lovers can rest easy

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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #47 on: October 07, 2009, 06:04:26 am »
Well the chef Keith Floyd (God rest his soul!) once reputedly served a disgruntled customer a sautéed beer mat so I suppose this story could be true :icon_cheesygrin:.

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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #48 on: October 07, 2009, 08:49:26 am »
I have been away from China for one week and have another 5 days before I go back and it is no surprise that I miss Dumplings - but someone kick me -I am also missing chicken feet and pigs liver jelly!!!:huh:

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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #49 on: October 07, 2009, 09:05:06 am »
Kick kick...I like kicking Englishmen...hahahahaha:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:


Aaahhhh this reminds me of...HEHE you need to read chapter five of my book....hehehe
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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #50 on: October 07, 2009, 09:23:19 am »
Willy,

Not so sure of the pigs liver jelly, But Lucy makes just the best saute of pigs liver (or any other liver come to that), with bacon, garlic, onion, mushroom. All cooked in a rich full cream sauce. As for the chickens feet, your right, your arse needs to be thoroughly kicked all the way back to China!! ...lol!! All your eating, is slimy skin and grissel, .... your bloody welcome to it mate!!!

David....

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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #51 on: October 07, 2009, 10:32:42 am »
I have alway said that I would try anything once but when it comes to chicken feet????  I don't know I think I may have found my limit.   I mean this is crazy.  This is paradoxical.  The Chinese will not put their sock in with the rest of the dirty laundry and will call you a dirty person but then will eat chicken feet?  How is this possible?  This just does not make any sense to me. :huh::huh::huh:

Mike47, I'd rather go through cupping than have to make the choice as to whether I should eat chicken feet.

Of course I am sitting here typing this and getting grossed out while I am eating yogurt and that used to gross me out.  But I tried it and liked it. :icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:

By the way, this is my first batch of homemade yogurt.  Not bad if I say so myself.

Shaun
« Last Edit: October 07, 2009, 10:33:45 am by shaun »

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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #52 on: October 07, 2009, 10:42:11 am »
Shaun,


Let's hope your still on your feet tomorrow, or even later today ...hahaha!! It takes about 6 to 10 hours for any bad bugs to get going and knock you over. So let's hope you followed the instructions to the letter!! ....hahaha!!

Oh, and you have my complete support on those bloody chickens feet. I did try once, and even the thought of it now, makes me heave!!!! lol!!

David....

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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #53 on: October 07, 2009, 10:48:55 am »
Quote from: 'Scottish_Rob' pid='19241' dateline='1254920706'

Kick kick...I like kicking Englishmen...hahahahaha:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:


Aaahhhh this reminds me of...HEHE you need to read chapter five of my book....hehehe


I havn't read the first 4 yet!!!  Is it on CD as I get concentration disorder when it comes to reading in English so how am I golng to manage reading something written in Scottish?

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Willy,

Not so sure of the pigs liver jelly, But Lucy makes just the best saute of pigs liver (or any other liver come to that), with bacon, garlic, onion, mushroom. All cooked in a rich full cream sauce. As for the chickens feet, your right, your arse needs to be thoroughly kicked all the way back to China!! ...lol!! All your eating, is slimy skin and grissel, .... your bloody welcome to it mate!!!

David....


Slimy skin and grissel - how did you know this was my first wife's cooking.

But I bet you and Lucy have something special laid on this weekend???? And it will not be saute pork.

Willy
« Last Edit: October 07, 2009, 10:56:36 am by Willy The Londoner »
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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #54 on: October 12, 2009, 03:04:52 am »
It's China, It's mad but you gotta love It !

 www.chinamadness.com

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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #55 on: October 12, 2009, 07:57:44 am »
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Shaun,


Let's hope your still on your feet tomorrow, or even later today ...hahaha!! It takes about 6 to 10 hours for any bad bugs to get going and knock you over. So let's hope you followed the instructions to the letter!! ....hahaha!!

Oh, and you have my complete support on those bloody chickens feet. I did try once, and even the thought of it now, makes me heave!!!! lol!!

David....


David,

My homemade yogurt did very well.  Now I can experiment.  No telling what will happen. :icon_cheesygrin:

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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #56 on: October 12, 2009, 08:13:32 am »
Shaun,

Did you use one of those home made propriety yogurts that you just mix with water, put it in a purpose made canister and wait 12 hours or whatever??

If you did use this method, SNAP!! We use the same system to make our fresh yogurts. We normally have at least one on the go most of the time, and we supply a Greek restaurant with Greek yogurt from time to time too, ...a German Greek friend of ours. I have to get my son or his wife to send them over from UK, as I've not seen them available here anywhere yet.....

The only trouble is, ...when he sends a flavour over, were both not that keen on, A kilo of the stuff then tends to be a hell of a lot to get through...lol!!  


David.....
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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #57 on: October 12, 2009, 08:39:24 am »
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Shaun,

Did you use one of those home made propriety yogurts that you just mix with water, put it in a purpose made canister and wait 12 hours or whatever??

If you did use this method, SNAP!! We use the same system to make our fresh yogurts. We normally have at least one on the go most of the time, and we supply a Greek restaurant with Greek yogurt from time to time too, ...a German Greek friend of ours. I have to get my son or his wife to send them over from UK, as I've not seen them available here anywhere yet.....

The only trouble is, ...when he sends a flavour over, were both not that keen on, A kilo of the stuff then tends to be a hell of a lot to get through...lol!!  


David.....

David,

Yes I used a system made by Euro Cuisine. Found it new in a second hand store for almost nothing.  $10.00us.  They do have yogurt starter packets that can be ordered at eurocuisine.com.  I chose to use some local unflavored yogurt as my starter and powdered milk.  Next I am looking for locally produced milk to get the antibodies.

I've not used packaged flavors yet just fruits.  I did use a couple of sugar free fudge bars Saturday with frozen strawberries.  Man oh man it was out of this world.  Put it all in a blender and you have a smoothie.

Greek yogurt?  That sounds very interesting.  Would you PM me on how to prepare that one?

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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #58 on: October 12, 2009, 08:59:17 am »
Shaun,

The system i use all come in packets, you just empty the contents into the yogurt maker add water shake, ...and bingo, wait 8 to 12 hours. The powdered packets come in all sorts of different flavours, even drinking yogurts. Each packet makes a kilo of yogurt. The make i use is called ''Simply Yogurt''. I know of another make, that comes fro New Zealand, but can't think of the name right now, it's something like ''Yo Yo Yogurt''. There both the same Basically, and can use in either of the makers Yogurt maker. We haven't any Greek Yogurt packs left at the moment, or i would have looked at the ingredients for you. I'm sure you can find out those ingredients, after all it is a well known type of yogurt!!

It's Not quite my cup of tea, but Lucy likes it....

David.....

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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #59 on: October 12, 2009, 11:08:08 pm »
Quote from: 'Willy The Londoner' pid='12825' dateline='1250359838'

Quote from: 'shaun' pid='12492' dateline='1250154903'

....when you are walking down a street and you see Willy walking the other direction.  It is then you realize the women at home are safe.


Shaun,

I think the women in the UK are going to be safe for a long long time as I have no intention of going back there for many a year.  If my present relationship should flounder, and I hope it does not, then there are many opportunities knocking at my door here.  

Willy


yeh, the cop's, angry fathers, angry husbands, the feds - yeh so many opportunities knocking....ha ha:icon_cheesygrin:
try yogurt flavored fried chicken feet, or dip the chicken feet in yogurt and freeze - makes great yogurt on a stick....hahaha
I loved the one about the cat I am still laughing but come to think of it, that little goodie that is hung from a kilt with a wire does look a little like a cat that was run over by a truck. If you need some of those let me know, we have plenty mostly with a white strip down its back.....LOL LOL.....:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:
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