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rockycoon

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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #90 on: November 01, 2009, 07:01:37 pm »
Ya know, I'm not sure now about marrying a chinese woman, come home to find the freezer full of meat and my dogs, cats, chickens and my horse missing. At least with a mexican woman, I come to find the bean plants stripped clean, and the cilantro plants cut clear to the ground....:s

Have they ever heard of the HUMAIN SOCIETY?

Dinner is out of the question now.....LOL
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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #91 on: November 01, 2009, 07:08:50 pm »
Rocky , that's just for starter's . Then ... it's over to the Neighbor's and down the street around the block , where will it end .... ?

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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #92 on: November 01, 2009, 07:52:48 pm »
Here in the US they call them puppy mills, in China do they call them a Ranch?

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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #93 on: November 01, 2009, 11:17:55 pm »
No point in sticking to McDonalds either.  Remember the song 'Old McDonald had a farm ei ayei ay oh and on that farm he had a DOG ei ay ei ay Oh"  :icon_cheesygrin:

Well still want to eat there in China!!!!

I saw dog on the menu at a coffee shop - had to have it as I imagined that they had mispelled the English word.  Maybe not!!!!   It was not bad whatever it was.:icon_cheesygrin:

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rockycoon

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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #94 on: November 02, 2009, 03:54:09 pm »
How about chowawa on a stick, at least there are no leftovers.  Now I know what those were in that plate in the pictures, at first I thought perhaps pork ribs, but now I see that they were greyhound ribs.....fresh cleaned, washed off in the street and fried to perfection...oop's there goes my lunch agian...:icon_eek:

Apparently, those are the humain society dogs.  When they pet their dogs, it's not for love or affection, they just want to find out how much meat is on there bones....:icon_cheesygrin:

This brings up hundreds of dog and cat jokes to mind....willy are you eating this stuff?  I think I'd hang out at the fish market.....
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On second thought, I'll bring a sack lunch....:icon_cheesygrin:
On third thought, who wants to marry a chinese woman who on the full moon, gets out of bed and opens the window and starts howling at the moon.....
Or has to have a flea bath every 30 days
I couldn't stand all the panting and scratching all the time, and don't forget you have to let them out to go when they scatch at the door.
and don't forget all the newspaper you'll have to use to house break them....and the vet bills....LOL LOL  :icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:
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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #95 on: November 02, 2009, 04:06:37 pm »
Well that looked like a Pit Bull to me? Greyhounds don't have any meat on them. :s

I hope that dog did something real bad before it ended up there.

rockycoon

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« Reply #96 on: November 02, 2009, 04:07:01 pm »
DO YOU HAVE TO BUY THEM A "FIREPLUG" FOR A WEDDING GIFT?  Don't forget, you'll have to wash your tires off more often, and keep them in when in heat....lol

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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #97 on: November 02, 2009, 05:24:42 pm »
So, what if they do not eat all of their food and they take it home.  What do they put it in?

Rocky, I've been used to the howling at night, nothing will change there, and I can tell you it wont be the moon she howls at.  :angel: I don't think I need to elaborate. :icon_cool:

I am a little concerned about dipping even more about the fire plug but the hanging around in packs?  I'll have to put my foot down on that one.

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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #98 on: November 02, 2009, 05:35:48 pm »
guys, I just couldn't resist this..it was too tempting...



TOP TEN REASONS NOT TO MARRY A GAL FROM CHINA IF SHE'S BEEN EATING DOG MEAT....

10. Flea's

9. Howls at the moon every full moon...you get no sleep

8. For some reason that bag of rice now says "Alpo" on it.

7. Hangs head out of car window with tounge hanging out when driving

6. Sits under you at the table and begs...

5. neighbors call you at work, to complain about your wife chasing there cat

4. Has a bad habit of sniffing everyones butt.

3. Your dinner no longer on plate, now comes in a bowl with your name on it

2. When neighbors come to visit, she humps their legs

1. On thanksgiving --- neighbor's dog missing but on table ----- 4 drumsticks.....


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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #99 on: November 02, 2009, 10:44:36 pm »
Okay , now you know your in Germany !!
 
When you look for a Parking spot and can't find one . The next best thing is ... park like this Guy did his Car . Leave it up to the German's to think of that .:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:
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« Reply #100 on: November 12, 2009, 12:44:46 am »
Most beautiful Chinese female soldier ...?

http://english.peopledaily.com.cn/90001/90782/90875/6789393.html

I'm not saying anything :angel:

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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #101 on: November 12, 2009, 03:54:03 am »
Quote from: 'Paul Todd' pid='22668' dateline='1258004686'

Most beautiful Chinese female soldier ...?

http://english.peopledaily.com.cn/90001/90782/90875/6789393.html

I'm not saying anything :angel:


There were dozens of security officials in Beijing airport who looked like her :blush:.

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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #102 on: November 12, 2009, 09:23:32 am »
Hahaha ... notice , they even wear High Heel Shoe's instead of Boot's ?
But I bet , behind that beautiful Skin is a pretty tough Lady ( Soldier ) ?

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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #103 on: November 12, 2009, 10:02:06 am »
Yeah right, ..... a Chinese soldier wearing fashion high heeled boots...

Pull the other one , ..it's got bells on!!   hahaha!!

David.....

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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #104 on: November 12, 2009, 10:49:23 am »
I bet if you tried to mess with her you'd be worse off, far worse off, never underestimate a pretty seemingly weak Chinese lady, especially one in the military!! I must admit though it has an appeal..
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