Birth Announcement......!!!!

[RobertBfrom aust]

Nice relaxed photo's Mr David , I cannot get Sujuan to use our dishwasher very often as she tends to wash as she is cooking so we only have plates and sticks of wood to wash at the end , regards Sujuan and Robert .

[Arnold]

After nine Trips , you finally have found somebody to use your Exercise Equipment  .
It's great to see Ming feeling so at Home already and again thankful for your wonderful updates David .

[David E]

China bound...

Yes, I am truly convinced Ming is happy in her new home /Country, today marks our first month together....and its all good 

The pool has limestone header flagstones and all the paving is in real bricks. I would not tackle something this big myself, it was all done by an Italian Stone-mason as part of the complete pool package. He was a real old-style craftsman and the final result is perfect, the cut-outs around the pillars was so good, you could not get a cigarette paper into the joints !!!

[David E]

I am told that my training program is slowly turning me into a real person, now that I am getting used to the Chinese way of doing things   

Maybe sometime in the next few years I will be able to join the human race !!!!

There are a few more "little learnings" that I should share with you as you journey into a relationship with a Chinese Woman.....

1) Boiled eggs with yummy , runny yolks are poisonous......boiled eggs must be cooked 'till they resemble cannon-balls...then they are safe to eat.
2) All those things that guys need "in case"...bits of string, wire, nuts, bolts, screws, washers etc etc are junk and must be thrown out immediately
3) All those things that she needs....bottles, tins, plastic bags, envelopes, newspapers, must be kept in every corner of the house because they are essential to the future  of mankind.
4) Sneaking the odd prawn to the cat as a treat is a Capital offence and will be punished by withdrawal of hugs, kisses and sexual favours for 48 hours.
5) At "that time of the Month" both of us can only drink hot milk...coffee, tea and such are banned.......dunno why...because I HATE hot milk !!!
6) The cleaning lady we have is a cheat...and must be followed around constantly to ensure that we get our money's worth..........next find a new cleaning lady....the one we had did not like this one bit
7) Allow 4 hours at the Supermarket to buy the weekly groceries...everything must be microscopically scrutinised for blemishes and all shelves must be investigated to find the longest expiry date.
All Supermarket checkout chicks are cheats and must be closely supervised as they scan and weigh the merchandise we buy......2 or 3 check weighings of vegetables are necessary....next find a different 
    Supermarket...security gets twitchy at such attention !!!
9) Wait until the cash vending terminal is free of people....if other people are around, they will see your PIN number and steal your money....be prepared for looooong waits !!!
10)If your eyes deviate one millimetre towards another woman....you will loose hugs, kisses and sexual favours for 48 hours...even if she is fat and ugly.

Finally...

1) If you cant handle a fantastic massage every day, dont marry a Chinese woman
2) If you cant handle being spoiled to death every day, dont marry a Chinese woman
3) If you cant handle the household being run like clockwork with eveything taken care of without fuss and bother, dont marry a Chinese woman


What a life...couldn't be better 

[john1964]

David, I laughed until i almost cried, Great up-date, Congratulations, MinYing and John.

[shaun]

Ha!  I missed this before.  Yes David great update.  But I think you are pulling our legs a little. 

[RobertBfrom aust]

'Fraid not Shaun , Sujuan is on the same wavelength , even at the China store here it is check all on pricing register and then double check the docket in the car on the way home , and in several rooms in our house on a Saturday morning the furniture keeps moving ha ha , this is the only day I get to sleep in , but it is all fun and Sujuan is complaining because she has put on 1 kg in the last year , whilst I have put on bloody 3 , regards Sujuan and Robert .

[Willy The Londoner]

Well the new slim line Willy is on the way.  I had reached the ghastly weight of 250 lbs when i said enough is enough.  I am now down to 200lbs and will be happy to get to 175.

Funny it has been no hardest ship in this summers really hot weather.

Why wife weighs in at 95 lbs so our average weight is just 147.5 which makes me feel better!

Willy

[Pineau]

Willy,  I never thought I would gain weight eating Chinese food but I am starting to feel my pants are getting tighter.  What have yo been doing to loose the weight?