Willy, you mean the Elton John who lives in Atlanta, Georgia?
I have no idea where he lives. Thankfully he has never invited me to his house. Just as well as I could not spend all day with my back to the wall.
Willy
Yes, Willy, with your name and your reputation for being completely irresistible to people of all sexual persuasions, I can understand why you would be worried. An innocent invitation such as, "Are you free, Willy?" can take on a completely different meaning. Coupled with that is the fact that, as we all know, all gays are sexual predators and have no sexual discrimination whatsoever, their motto being, ‘ If it moves, invite it for a cup of tea'.
"God save the Queen", indeed.