Let the fireworks explode all over the USA and let the parades begin. You really know how to celebrate my birthd Willy
May you enjoy eating your crumpets with the sounds of trumpets echo your passing day
But beware with all you consume that this day's celebration leads you to assume
No gastronomical misfortune will befall, because alas, with the passing of gas
The horn that gets tooted maybe that most rarefied air that garners you stares!
Happy Independence day heir Willy