Hmmm, where shall i start ?,
FOOD, everything is chopped in to the smallest pieces, When i buy a steak i expect to have a nice BIG steak on my plate to devour, Not tiny little pieces that would satisfy a mouse.
RACISM, she will point out a black person in the shopping centre and say "LOOK".
DRIVING, now she is taking lessons she knows it all.
FRIENDS, they are always right when it comes to my wife's visa and i am always wrong.
MOBILE PHONE. she can search through my phone and look at recent calls but my fingers will be chopped off if i look at hers, {all in Chinese anyway}.
MONEY, no problems there,she never asks for any because she does not like spending.
LANGUAGE, my wife's English has improved very well but sometimes i have to speak to her in Chinese for her to understand, I get scolded for this and when i tell her the same thing in English she says to speak Chinese as she does not understand
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QQ FRIENDS, now my wife is here i am not allowed to talk to them as she thinks all Chinese women are bad and i will leave her for them
, Don,t even try to explain that you have been to China 6 times in 18 months and spent thousands of dollars to bring her here because she can not comprehend this.
TELEVISION, dont try to concentrate on a new movie as she will insist on the "sub titles" being visible, not only distracting and then she reads them out loud and you loose the plot.
BED, it is not okay for you to stay up late to watch a movie, when she goes to bed you have to go to, You do not have a say if she stays up until 2am to watch Chinese tv???.
SHOPPING, she scrutinises every product, even though all the same, "i dont have x-ray vision for the packaging", but what ever i pick up goes back on the shelf and she spends 5 minutes looking for god knows what ??.
CHINESE SHOPKEEPERS, she will still haggle for the cheapest prices .
ARROGANCE , yes it is always my fault.
PETS, they would be more useful as food and do not spend money on them so they can feed.
CLOTHING, It is not the same as Chinese and when i show her the label, "MADE IN CHINA", she does not believe it.
CULTURE, You can take the woman out of China but you cant take China out of the woman, Isnt this why we love these women
, I would never try to change her, This is why i looked for a Chinese wife.
FINALLY, We, as most couples, have our ups and downs and i do have to say that it is more difficult than being with a western woman, but i have never been happier, I am greeted at the door with a smile and a kiss and dinner is never far behind, My children are happier and my son loves most of the cooking and has a laugh most days when she gets words muddled up, Photograph instead of breakfast, penis instead of PEANUTS, haha, Eventhough we have our differences i would not trade her for the world, John .
