Lady Astor to Winston Churchill "If you were my husband I'd poison your coffee" his reply "If you were my wife, I'd drink it!"
Most of my co-workers are middle age women, I told them all about my engagement to a Chines lady. After all the usual questions/ veiled insults,like She's just marring you to get out of China or for your money and my favorite, does she know what you look like!
Things have calmed down some what. Well to my face anyway.I know them all quite well, out of the seven of them only one is happily married, one has been living with an old time biker for the last 15 years and is very happy,She said to me the other day that she was going to see the boss about sexual harastment at work, I said ,why whats happened? Oh she said I'm not getting any! the rest are divorced and bitter.I think there lonely but with their attitude they are going to stay that way.they spend there evenings downing bottles of wine,watching junk Tv and spending loads of money on cosmetics. I don't think there in any position to criticize me, so if they try to insult me I just sit them down and try to explain, Usually start with some thing like "Do you remember what it feels like to be head over heels in love?"
My friends know what I'm like so are not surprised at all ! As David said It's what my future wife thinks thats important.No one else
Groucho Marx quotes,
Now there's a man with an open mind -- you can feel the breeze from here!"
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Have you seen much of Cinderella since the wedding?
You can't dress up a turnip
You'd make a good burglar - your arse would rub your footprints out.
Haven't told my ex wife yet, not that stupid!!!!