The mega monster Chinese phrase thread (impress the ladies!!)

[Irishman]

All replies must include a Chinese sentence and an explanation or else!!!

OK I'll get the ball rolling with the best one of all!

Wo Ai Ni
I love you.

Come on men, lets see some phrases that will make the ladies weak at the knees! (and i can learn off and act all clever when I met my princess next time :angel: ) .

[RobertBfrom aust]

Ni Hao Ma = How are you or Ni xiang ni ma ? = Do you miss me .
Wo xiang yong bao ni = I want to hug you  or Wo xiang wen ni = I want to kiss you .

[Scottish_Rob]

Wo xiang yong bao ni.....I want to hug you
Wo shi nan ren..............I am a man
Wo oi........................... I am short
I shi nu ren....................You are a woman
This will be a really good thread for everyone to chip in with sentences that others do not know yet....:fi_lone_ranger:

[Arnold]

Wo shi yi Shanghai MiFeng he wo de Shanghai hua zai deng wo , yong yuan !
I'm one Shanghai Honey Bee and my Shanghai flower is waiting for me , forever !

Ni you duoshao ge jiemei ?
How many Sister's do you have ? Just in caes your Friend is also looking for a chinese Woman .:icon_cheesygrin:

[UK Mark]

Pinyin : Literal translation .... Meaning


jiàg?i w? ba, h?o ma?  : Give to in marriage Me [suggesting particle], good  ... will you marry me?

àirén : love person ..... sweetheart  (my girl loves me calling her this) :icon_cheesygrin:

n? h?n h?okàn : You Very Good Look ... You look great

n? h?n b?oguì : You Very Precious .... You are Very Precious

N? h?n piào liang : You very beautiful .... You are very beautiful

àirén, w? xi?ng n? : Love person , i miss you .... I miss you sweetheart

tiáopí : naughty ... heheheh naughty !:icon_biggrin:

w? x?yào n? : I need you .... I need you

w? gu?nx?n n? : I care about you

:icon_cheesygrin: Good Thread Ronan :icon_cheesygrin:

[Neil]

W? bú huì shu? p?t?nghuà - I can't speak Chinese.  that'll make her giggle...especially if you get the pronunciation right.

W? bu shì M?iguórén.  - I am not American.

[Paul Todd]

This is, the ultimate  texter's thread!!!:icon_biggrin:

     Wo  ai   shang   ni   le
     I’m in love with you!

     Ni   zheng  piao  liang
     You’re beautiful!

     Ni   rang   wo   kai    xin
     You make me happy.

     Ni   yuan   yi     jia     gai    wo   ma?
     Will you marry me?

     Wo  yao   yong   yuan    he     ni    zai  yi    qi
     I want to be with you forever
 
     Wo   ai    mu     ni
     I adore you!

     Wo xiang  ni
     I miss you.

     Ni    xiang  wo    ma?
     Do you miss me?

     Wo  xu    yao    ni
     I need you!

     wo  yong  yuan   bu   hui   li   kai   ni
     I will never leave you.

     Ni  zheng   ke     ai
     You are so lovely!

     Wo  men  neng yong   yuan  zai   yi   qi    ma?
     Can we be together for ever?

     Wo  yong  yuan  bu   hu  shang  hai    ni   de    gan   qin
     I will never hurt your feeling!

     xì ngg?n
     Sexy

    Tried and tested!
    There's going to be a lot of chinese lady's with big smiles on their faces            
    because of this thread!

[MLM]

Here is one we all need to learn,

Dui bu qi  =  I'm sorry
Bu yao sun chi lao po = Don't be angry wife
Bu yao zhoa jie ko = Don't make excuses
Qing ren jie kuai le = Happy Valentines day
Jin tian ni dou mang shi le? = What have you done today?

[Arnold]

Great Michael M. , there are two I need to remember :-/

Bu yao sun shi lao po !

Jin tian wo dou mang shi le ?

Don't ask question's !!! I have not done anything wrong !:angel:

[MLM]

Arnold, it's okay to know a few that will help get or keep you out of trouble, I seem to use... Dui bu qi alot lately even when I'm the one thats right... Hmmmm :dodgy: just doesn't seem right but it keeps her happy which means, the house is happy:icon_biggrin:

[hellerjk]

I used two simply phrases in my last letter to my lady.  Ni Hao (simple enough) and you are lovely

She excited responded with some chinese. I need a little assistance in the translation.

1. Ni hao ma? Hen kai xin shou dao ni de lei xin.

2. xie xie ni wo zai ze ni deng ni de lai xin (which had followed "Have a nice week and hope to hear from you soon".  Is this what she said?

Any assistance would be great!

[kenny]

I have used some of these phrases in my last couple phone conversations. She was very suprised and asked in a letter where i learned them. She said she was impressed and touched by the effort i was making. Most of our conversations have been allot of laughing and once in a while a big WHAT from her when she doesnt understand me. Anyway thanks guys as the thread says i think i impressed my lady!
Kenny

[Arnold]

1. Ni hao ma? Hen kai xin shou dao ni de lei xin.
2. xie xie ni wo zai ze ni deng ni de lai xin

1. We geht es Dir ? Du kannst aber sehr good sprechen mit Mir .
2. Danke Dir , Ich warte auf Dein weiteres schreiben von Dir .

Now I think it is easier to translate from german to english , then chinese to english . Hehe
This is what she said .

[Willy The Londoner]

W? bú huì shu? p?t?nghuà - I can't speak Chinese.  that'll make her giggle...especially if you get the pronunciation right.

Great Neil - but I get a bigger giggle from her when I get the pronounciation wrong!!   Those in UK will understand me when I say my Mandarin is a bit like the French language of the gendarme in 'Hello Hello'

WillyThanks to you guys - I will have enough phrases to fill my daily text quotas until I get to Zhuhai next week.  

Willy

[Joshua Smith]

Wo xiang yao yi bei cha jia nai = I would like a cup of tea with milk.

Just a suggestion, could we possibly post ourselves trying to speak Chinese so everyone can listen and let us know our mistakes? I recorded myself speaking this sentence but I don't see any way to upload it to this thread. Something to think about, mods?

Here's some more Chinese;

Wo ai wo de piao liang nv pengyou = I love my beautiful girlfriend.

?? = I need Jessie to become my wife. (unfortunately, this phrase is of no help to you guys:icon_cheesygrin:)

Xiexie ni wo de hao pengyou = Thank you my good friend.