I know I am not the only one here that comes home to find dishes like this on the table.

For one that lives in China that does not happen to me.

My rule that has survived over 5 years of marriage and that is NO HEAD, NO FEET!
Mind you I have bought a oven ready chicken for roasting for tomorrows dinner. Oven ready, no feet, BUT with the head still attached. That will be gone before it goes in the oven.

I say chicken but it looks like a three month old with the chest of a pigeon but it will be my first roast.

Willy