The program I got latest, I have two, Is called Living Language. They are on the web. I like it the best so far. It had me counting to 1000 by the second cd, there are four in all. It can get daunting at times but I have kept with it. I was thinking of getting an Ipod and putting the cds on it to listen too, my daughters don't like listening to it, because this would help in learning. I have to buckle down and read more of the book though. I have two programs. one was supposed to be the requirement for the class. It was not the living launguage one. (livinglanguage.com) I liked the book of the other program but I haven't done much with the living language book though. When this cat is off of me I will get the other course name for you....
It is just called teach yourself. The ISBN number for the living language course is 978-1-4000-2426-1 and the teach yourself one is, there is 2 for some reason, the first one is 978-0-07-142412-7 and the second one is 0-07-142412-1 The teach yourself cost is $22.95 US and the living language one is $29.95 US. They are both the beginners course. Hope this helps. I don't think that it would be too difficult to learn to speak, but to write the hyroglyphs...
Dave
And don't feel stupid about trying to learn a new language. It took you years to learn to speak english. Just keep trying. Your wife will love you more for it.