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Offline mpo

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« on: May 23, 2009, 06:34:16 pm »


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Offline victor-hills

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RE: Guangzhou bridge jumping
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2009, 08:32:07 pm »
Just go,s to show how bad things are all over the world to drive peeps to despair yes some do it for attention but its the silent ones i feel sorry for becase most of the time they just do it thinking theres no way out but to take there life such a shame.
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RE: Guangzhou bridge jumping
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2009, 10:23:23 pm »
The story reminded me of Lethal Weapon, no offence, one man trying to get to his psych meds gets fed up of another man needing psych meds.  Comedy.  If this had been a woman it would not have been a news story. Except maybe in LA.
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RE: Guangzhou bridge jumping
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2009, 01:05:40 am »
I am sorry, I think it is hilarious.  One guy gets pissed because the jumper is holding up traffic.  So he shakes his hand and pushes him. Just goes to show there are idiots all over the world.
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RE: Guangzhou bridge jumping
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2009, 04:40:22 pm »
Personal note;
Toothbrush, razor, gifts for family, don't contemplate suicide while in china, deodorant, 6 pairs of sox...:blush:
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RE: Guangzhou bridge jumping
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2009, 03:24:07 am »
The top five list for people who have already jumped and are on the way down.

5. Oh Sh*t what have I done.
4. Wonder what my girlfriend/wife will do now
3. Gosh that ground is coming up fast
2. Did I turn of the water?
and the number one thing thought about on the way down....drum roll

1.  I need to change my underware
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RE: Guangzhou bridge jumping
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2009, 05:29:53 am »
Shaun

Whaddya want 6 pairs of socks for if you're taking deodorant....multiple redundancy (haha)

David E
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RE: Guangzhou bridge jumping
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2009, 02:36:57 am »
Trying to take off the socks and put on deodrant on the way down is a good trick and you have to be quick....:fi_lone_ranger:
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shaun

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RE: Guangzhou bridge jumping
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2009, 05:10:36 am »
David E and Rocky, you got it all wrong, the idea was to avoid standing on th edge of a bridge and contemplate suicide.  You might be assisted in completing the act. You can never have to much deodorant and too many pairs of sock when courting a Chinese woman.

Rocky, it would really be a feat if a person took off the socks, put on deodorant, then put on a clean pair of socks before.... splat.....

Now that is what I am talking about!!!!!!

Shaun
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