China Romance
General Discussion and Useful Links => The Campfire => Topic started by: Irishman on September 03, 2009, 08:13:12 am
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This is funny, is this what we are signing up to!!?? (http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=29&art_id=vn20090811033621969C456253&set_id=1)
Beijing - A Chinese lorry driver jumped into the fast-flowing Yangtze River because he couldn't take his wife's nagging anymore.
Zhou and his wife were on a ferry when it all became too much for him, reports the Chongqing Evening Post.
Members of the ship's crew saw the man suddenly run out of his cabin with his hands covering his ears, and shouting: "I can't stand it any longer."
"His wife ran up and continued nagging him," said a crew member.
The husband covered his ears again, said "I need a break", and jumped into the river.
When police found him the next day he reportedly said: "I felt I was dying, but even that's better than my wife's nagging." - ananova.com
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Yes.... such quite innocent delicate little things these Chinese ladies are, almost like china porcelain dolls !!!!
And then you read this extract!! ...hahaha!!
Just goes to show, how wrong some of us here can be!!
David.....
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Sounds like my Ex lol.
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After many many months of diligent courtship, he finally managed to walk his Ms Right up the aisle.
It was only after they were married that he found out her first name was Always
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ROFLMAO....:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:
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After many many months of diligent courtship, he finally managed to walk his Ms Right up the aisle.
It was only after they were married that he found out her first name was Always
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Now thats funny right there, ROFLMAO :icon_cheesygrin:
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LMFAO!!! that's just too funny...
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It was a quiet and peacful Sunday, as the little congregation started to gather
together in the parish church in preparation for the Sunday Service.........
The church was pretty much full, when suddenly there was roll of thunder..
lightning flahes, the smell of sulphur, and up the front of the church appeared
the huge figure of the Devil himself.......
The congregation ran screaming for the church.. All except one old man,
who calmly remained in his seat....
The Devil strode up to the man and said "Are you not afraid of me?"
"Nope" said the old man..
"Do you realise that with one single word I could make your life hell forever?"
"Yep" said the old man....
" Do you realise I have mysterious ways of inflicting agony upon you, for which you have no defences?:
"Yep" said the old man.......
Puzzled, The Devil said "Well why are you not afraid of me??"
"Because I've been married to your sister for 50 years" saith the old man