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Title: simple chinese phrases to learn
Post by: ttwjr32 on September 03, 2010, 04:07:39 pm

a few easy sayings to learn for your trip here  say them aloud

Title: Re: simple chinese phrases to learn
Post by: Arnold on September 03, 2010, 05:51:43 pm

I did Ted and I hear nobody laughing ! So it must of been perfect pronounciation on my part . Haha

Title: Re: simple chinese phrases to learn
Post by: Willy The Londoner on September 04, 2010, 12:39:06 am

Thank God your teaching English (well almost) and not Chinese.

Wi Lee

Title: Re: simple chinese phrases to learn
Post by: ttwjr32 on September 04, 2010, 01:52:41 am

british english is easy to teach just talk with a mouth full of food and know one
knows what you say or can understand   it

Title: Re: simple chinese phrases to learn
Post by: Jan on September 09, 2010, 11:38:09 am

Hahaha this is a really good one.

Title: Re: simple chinese phrases to learn
Post by: Pineau on September 11, 2010, 02:34:00 pm

you wise guy. I was halfway through this before I realized you were playing.

go wok your dog.

Title: Re: simple chinese phrases to learn
Post by: ttwjr32 on September 11, 2010, 06:17:28 pm

now there is no need for that i think everyone realized it was a joke and not real

Title: Re: simple chinese phrases to learn
Post by: rockycoon on September 24, 2010, 11:04:00 pm

I heard that WOKing your dog is a favorite sport in China...humm where did I put that freezer wrap.... ;D

Title: Re: simple chinese phrases to learn
Post by: Scottish_Rob on October 01, 2010, 10:40:40 am

Quote from: ttwjr32 on September 04, 2010, 01:52:41 am

british english is easy to teach just talk with a mouth full of food and know one
knows what you say or can understand   it

OR be like me and DON'T have anything in your mouth, and they STILL can't understand me... ???...hahahahaa

Quote from: rockycoon on September 24, 2010, 11:04:00 pm

I heard that WOKing your dog is a favorite sport in China...humm where did I put that freezer wrap.... ;D

Because your Woking your dog, will it taste nicer, less fat ;D

Title: Re: simple chinese phrases to learn
Post by: Michael on October 02, 2010, 07:07:43 am

you guys are too much  ;D ;D ;D I almost pissed myself laughing

Title: Re: simple chinese phrases to learn
Post by: ttwjr32 on October 02, 2010, 12:02:38 pm

Micheal,

You do need a sense of humor to go thru what we go thru in this journey

Title: Re: simple chinese phrases to learn
Post by: Jimmy on October 04, 2010, 07:14:31 am

Have someone Chinese with a sense of humor read these aloud to you.  In chinese they make no sense at all but the sound is so close you will laugh.
My wife read them to me and after she said the words she understood the English meaning. We laughed for about an hour.

肃穆听蜗牛个。
湖于还顶。
苦闷和。
读秒付款。
太你破你。
外于十有色温谈。
吃年土法庭。
外十 地面。
外于母女吃年个。
参爬灰可和热。
外于苦闷脑。
类应咯。
挖室内个卡。
于是可扑。
发可素爬灰。

Title: Re: simple chinese phrases to learn
Post by: Jan on October 06, 2010, 12:10:07 pm

Sùmù tīng wōniú gè.
Hú yú hái dǐng.
Kǔmèn hé.
Dúmiǎo fù kuǎn.
Tài nǐ pò nǐ.
Wài yú shí yǒu sèwēn tán.
Chī nián tǔ fǎtíng.
Wài shí dìmiàn.
Wài yú mǔ nǚ chī nián gè.
Cān pá huī kě hé rè.
Wài yú kǔmèn nǎo.
Lèi yīng gē.
Wā shìnèi gè kǎ.
Yúshì kě pū.
Fā kě sù pá huī.


My pronounciation is bad... But I think I understand at least some of those :P but definately not all.