It was a quiet and peacful Sunday, as the little congregation started to gather
together in the parish church in preparation for the Sunday Service.........
The church was pretty much full, when suddenly there was roll of thunder..
lightning flahes, the smell of sulphur, and up the front of the church appeared
the huge figure of the Devil himself.......
The congregation ran screaming for the church.. All except one old man,
who calmly remained in his seat....
The Devil strode up to the man and said "Are you not afraid of me?"
"Nope" said the old man..
"Do you realise that with one single word I could make your life hell forever?"
"Yep" said the old man....
" Do you realise I have mysterious ways of inflicting agony upon you, for which you have no defences?:
"Yep" said the old man.......
Puzzled, The Devil said "Well why are you not afraid of me??"
"Because I've been married to your sister for 50 years" saith the old man