Sylvain, her is one you will like....
1 find a small deserted island for you and your lady.
2 get a fishing boat
3 you and your lady can run a expensive "fishing guide" service
4 When there are no customers, you can sit on the beach with your lady under a coconut tree and watch the waves come in.
5 you can be your own immigration service.
6 no phone, bills, no junk mail, no bothers...
I know, back to my corner......:dodgy: