I have just noticed

[David5o]

David,

I think the very least you can do for a bother is get a dammed good discount for us??
I don't need to be Brad Pitt, just knock off 20 yrs of neglect from the boatrace, .... I'll be more than happy with that... So what do ya say, ...Is it a go'er??   lol!!


David....

[David E]

Could be very interesting if I asked her to turn you into Homer ....better be nice to me LOL
Come to think about it...I better be careful, she could turn ME into Homer ...or worse !!!!

[David5o]

David,


I don't have any problems with having a fat tum, i'm sort of in-between slim to average. And i'm certainly no-where near being bald.  It's just the boatrace that can do with a decent upgrading. ...hahaha!!

David......

[David E]

David,


I don't have any problems with having a fat tum, i'm sort of in-between slim to average. And i'm certainly no-where near being bald.  It's just the boatrace that can do with a decent upgrading. ...hahaha!!

David......

Yeah...I know what you mean...40 years as a sun worshipper played havoc with my face....but "back then" a sun tan was mandatory......these days everybody in Aus knows that there will be a price to pay....eventually !!! Most Aussies over 40 are getting low level facial carcinomas that need surgery...a lot of poor devils get the dreaded Melanoma...which is final and terminal !! I have lost 4 friends in the past 4 years from this dreaded complication from long term Sun-damage

[David5o]

David,

It sounds as if we could both say then , that we have what is known as the ''rugged look'' about us then   haha!!

Yeah, i know what you mean. Most of my working life has been spent in hot, sunny countries, mainly in the the Far and Mddle East. Never been what you call a sun worshiper, but just being in these places, and mainly out on work sites, don't do the skin much good over the years...

Were seeing quite an increase of skin cancer in the UK now as well, mainly from the fair skinned and the freckly population, but others too.

So don't forget the BIG discounts, .... i'm counting on yeah mate !!   hahaha!!

David......

[David E]

David,

It sounds as if we could both say then , that we have what is known as the rugged look about then   haha!!

Yeah, i know what you mean. Most of my working life has been spent in hot, sunny countries, mainly in the the Far and Mddle East. Never been what you call a sun worshiper, but just being in these places, and mainly out on work sites, don't do the skin much good over the years...

Were seeing quite an increase of skin cancer in the UK now as well, mainly from the fair skinned and the freckly population, but others too.

So don't forget the BIG discounts, .... i'm counting on yeah mate !!   hahaha!!

David......

They say that wrinkles are the road map of your life........
OK...I'll try get a discount...but if you think that my first visit to my Lady will be spent waiting for her to finish fixing your face  !!!!!.......remember, I can only be there for 10 days......hahahaha

[David5o]

David,

I just want the BIG discounts, i can go wherever she practices anytime.
Hell, i wouldn't want you to screw up your 10 day trip. Just want to walk out of the Hospital, being a handsome bugger again!! So what she like at creating miricles then??  hahaha!!

David.....

[shaun]

OK guys to be completely truthful I am really Brad Pitt.  I had surgery for a new up and coming movie and they tried to make me look a little more like a cross between Bruce Willis and Mel Gibson. NOW look at me!!! This is what I would up with. Just look at that picture my career is ruined. The doctors have not been able to explain what happened to my hair either.   Hehe!!!!!:icon_cheesygrin:

[David E]

David
I dont even know how good "my" Surgeon is....I only got her word for it....but if you want to be the guines-pig and trest her skills...I am happy to sacrifice my turn at the knife for you...but I cant be held responsible for the end result

Shaun
You are a real comic ...but I know what went wrong...your Doctor gave you ugly pills instead of antibiotics...honest mistake buddy !!!!

David E

[David5o]

David,

There's just nothing like the Aussie humour, when it's in Full Swing. When i read your posts, i can hear my  Aussie mate talking.  And he always had me under the table, holding my chest from too much laughing..... Great to have you here !!!!

I'll have to ask to see at least a couple of, ....before and after photo's ...just to be on the safe side....
But i want to see non photo-studio photo's. I know what those buggers are capable of.....

David.....

[David E]

David

The reason I am so keen for you to go first with my Surgeon lady (and DONT take that the wrong way) !!!! is that I have this recurrent nightmare..........
What if she has specialised for many years into changing blokes in China into the image of a local "celebrity".. and all she knows is how to make us look like Chairman Mao.......can you imagine waking up after surgery and looking in the mirror, and.......

I think her Chinese words said to me that she could make me into Brad Pitt...but when I check the translation more carefully, she could have said Chairman Mao...OH, the difficulty of language

So you can go first mate and test it all out

David

[shaun]

I have news for both of you David's. It wasn't ugly pills or antibiotics.  The pharmacist mistakenly put viagra into the bottle labeled antibiotics.  The doctor first told me to take one pill every 12 hours; infection set in so he said you need to begin taking the same pill every eight hours and the infection got worse so he said, "Well I hate to do this but continue to take the same pills but increase it to two pills every six hours and that should nip it in the bud."  Well, something was budding alright.  I had so much viagra in me that my arms and legs had stiffened then my fingers and toes but the worst was when my neck began to stiffen.

It was the most horrible time of my life. The doctors finally figured out what the problems was and began making corrective measures.  The most difficult part was when I asked the doctor when he was planning to remove the catheter?  With a fearful look in his eyes his reply was, "Man you don't wanting me touching that thing right now."  After three weeks he told the nurse to remove the catheter, she got this disgusting look on her face and said, "I'm not touching that after his overdose, we not sure what will happen."  There are still things that rise up in me when I think about this episode of my life.

[David E]

Be VERY scared about things that rise up in the dark................they can get you into a lot of trouble

[Sylvain D]

OLOL Shaun.
Sorry to say that, for sure, it sounds funny but I don't know how I would have reacted if I was at your place at that time...
I just can't imagine the nurse looking at the catheter...

Well...
I just hope you don't have any sequelae because of it... ^^'

[shaun]

OLOL Shaun.
Sorry to say that, for sure, it sounds funny but I don't know how I would have reacted if I was at your place at that time...
I just can't imagine the nurse looking at the catheter...

Well...
I just hope you don't have any sequelae because of it... ^^'

Well, it didn't improve my golf game either.