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RE: The Hunt for Red October....Shoes
« Reply #45 on: November 02, 2009, 11:07:08 am »
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You wanted to be the hero?  WTF!  You're not going to be around long enough to be a hero if you don't get on with the story! hehehe


ROFLMAO

Congrats mate, loving the story and pictures....:icon_biggrin:

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« Reply #46 on: November 03, 2009, 11:55:15 pm »
Sorry for the delay - writers strike in Hollywood - and I had no fresh scabs to pick. Actually feeling a little under the weather so I went to bed early yesterday. No, I am not suffering from past tense -  pork in flight.

With a little more then a 100 minutes left, Guan Han and I dashed back to Yan's apartment to see if we could locate the missing rings for the Mrs's. My earlier care free attitude hit a bump of turbulence as I started fretting about my miscue. Guan Han also expressed blame on himself for forgetting about the rings, but I new that I was the primary culprit. The traffic creeped with every intersection greeting us with red. What should have taken 15 minutes took us 20. Now we had an hour to locate and return the missing treasure.

Into the apartment we scampered. Guan Han and I split up with each taking a room. Our search was not methodological but frantic and hurried. We scurried and searched in cupboards, dressers, and boxes. A sinking feeling started in my stomach. I realized we were searching where just a few hours before, we had been hunting for the Red October Shoes. Twice we searched the apartments 4 rooms, and after a half hour I decided that we should stop. Maybe, I thought, we could quickly buy some replacement rings. But with the missed plane and major delay in San Fransico, and now the missing rings, I felt that a bad omen was being cast my way.

A final wishful glance around the apartment that had me staring at my wife's bed and at the bed's headboard, and with Guan Han walking to the front door, I felt a tingling in my heart. The Headboard has a storage compartment that can be accessed by pulling it down. I never once checked it when searching for the shoes. Nether of us searched there before. It beckoned me with hope so I told Guan Han to wait a moment. I remembering drawing in my breath as I pulled the headboard down. And there  snuggled so dearly I saw the jewelry store bag. Grabbing and opening the bag I saw inside the pink jewelry box that contained the rings....my Precious...Wees miss our Precious......... Now I am Lord of the Rings. Elation coursed through my veins as my heart shouted in joy. The curse had been lifted, the black despair dispelled. Maybe Guan Han was master in finding the shoes, but I came through when it counted and by me saying that - well... it had a ring of truth. Only in Middle Earth...ahem...I mean the Middle Kingdom could we have such a grand tale. I had the treasured tokens in hand as we departed back to the reception.

I never liked the proverbial "it was in the last place I looked" situation, so I countered that by just checking One More Place. Nope....the rings aren't there. My humour was back. Guan Han and I breathed a sense of relief and the trip back seemed of shorter duration.

Once back my wife asked where we had found the rings. When I told her where I found them, she asked me why I had put them there yesterday. :huh: I am positive that it was not I that took the rings out of my travel bag. I tried to remember if maybe, my wife had a friend come over before we departed for the hotel and that she wished to show her friend the rings. I can not be certain who took the box out of the bag. I am sure it was not me.....but maybe at the end of the day, and for the sake of the story, we can say that Gollum made an apperance.

.......stay tuned for the next installment......Food, Song, Speech, Bung Gay, oops - hiccup - Gung Bay....and Belly Dancing
« Last Edit: November 22, 2009, 12:12:43 am by Rhonald »
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RE: The Hunt for Red October....Shoes
« Reply #47 on: November 04, 2009, 12:47:02 am »
Rhonald where did you get that picture of 'Rockycoon', he has been looking for it everywhere???
ROFLMAO:angel::angel:

Great story mate, looking forward to the next installment...Beautiful looking bride you have there.:icon_biggrin:
« Last Edit: November 04, 2009, 12:48:32 am by Scottish_Rob »

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« Reply #48 on: November 04, 2009, 01:26:42 am »
Ahhhh , the Smiles arrived at the Wedding Reception .. so did the Ring's and luckely the Pipa stayed at Home under the Bed .

Now Rhonald , I thought you had a Dress Code for your Reception .. NO tie - No entry !

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« Reply #49 on: November 04, 2009, 08:27:22 am »
Wow, the drama, the suspense...  It must be on TBS.  Somewhere in all of this I lost the idea that Gollum was the best man?  But Ron did find the rings; I tolken you so.

Smeagol happy.

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« Reply #50 on: November 04, 2009, 10:36:49 am »
Ron,

Since you made the references.  Here is one for you and your bride.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIvQXiMVf-Q

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RE: The Hunt for Red October....Shoes
« Reply #51 on: November 04, 2009, 06:25:19 pm »
Ron

I dont know what you do to earn a crust....but if you dont take up a career as a writer you aint using your talents !!!

Your story has it all...and so well told...what a pleasure

Congratulations

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RE: The Hunt for Red October....Shoes
« Reply #52 on: November 04, 2009, 10:14:21 pm »
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« Reply #53 on: November 04, 2009, 10:34:42 pm »
Ron,

What a wonderful story. You are both charming people and I wish many years of joy for you both.

Shaun

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« Reply #54 on: November 05, 2009, 12:23:50 am »
Once I was back at the reception it was time to change from my red Chinese outfit to the tuxedo shirt and bow tie. Yan also changed into our traditional western white dress. Sometime after 5:00 pm the guest started to arrive. We had 6 tables set for 12 diners each. The room had a big banner displaying one of our wedding pictures from my February trip when we registered our marriage. Displayed on two TV sets was our wedding album from the same photo session accompained to music. Yan and I were set by the entrance into the dining room to greet our guests. Just about everyone who arrived got pictures taken with us. I was always being prompted by my wife to greet the girls "Ni How" followed by "Ni zhen Piao liang". I kept wishing for our Western tradition where I could in turn kiss all the girls that passed by the wedding line. But instead I had to console myself at admiring their beauty whilst knowing that I had the most beautiful girl as my wife.

It was getting difficult to have a natural smile upon one's face after many pictures being taken. But I tried to remain relaxed and keep up a lively banter with each new arrival. Sometime after 6:30 the guests had arrived and the tables were filled, signify the start of our service. At her apartment with the red envelopes the theme was - here comes the bribe, but here now was the traditional - here comes the bride. Yan and I strolled down the aisle followed behind by Guan Han and my wife's bride maid.

The MC for our wedding had a clear loud voice and his discourse gave food for thought to the guests. Most of his speach was beyond my level of understanding as I waited for my cue. On the ride back to the reception Guan Han asked if I had a speach prepared for my wife :huh: Something else I had not the forthought for. As you guys can attest to, I can usually drum up a witty reply and soon I had an inkling(who says I need a pen) of an idea for what I would say. I had been given some instructions on how the evening would proceed so once given my cue, I was prepared.

I had been surprised when I had to find two pairs of shoes instead of the logical one pair. I used this to my advantage as the bell rang for the beginning of my round. First a couple of quick jabs to soften my audience, "Ni How Chung guo rian". I turned to my wife and carried on with " Yan - Wo Ai Nee, Wo Ai Ne Chin Ai Da". Now the right cross followed by the uppercut. "Today I had a test to pass. I had to find two pairs of shoes. Two pairs of shoes! I thought lucky me - two pairs of shoes must mean that I get to marry two Chineses wives." I recieved laughter from the audience after that translation. Now that I had them on the ropes, I launched my knockout blow. " But no, I understand my mistake now, two pairs of shoes because a Chinese woman is two times better then any other woman in the whole wide world." The round of applause that greated that translation made me think of running for election.

I believe next Yan's boss came on the stage to give a speech. He had a girl do the translation for him. She spoke very good english. She has told me that she has a Canadian boyfriend that is teaching English in a Shenzhen school. Apparently he has played 6 years professional North American football. I was asked how long the distance for love between Canada and China was. Since I had no idea and didn't want to hazard a guess I answered by another yard stick. "The distance can be measured by 6 months of Love letters written every day." A few more questions were asked of me and then it was the turn of the owners from the agency that Yan used to give his speech. I had no idea that he was going to speak. His speech was a little long winded as I think he tried to plug his agency with some free airtime. But we thanked him anyways.

Then we got to the main event of the evening. Instead of our traditional question, " Do you take this".... with the reply "I do", we just had to reply with a Yes. My YES was loud and distinct, while my wife answered yes - Me Too. I miss the standard answer "I Do" because it has great potential for a joke. When ever asked about your wedding you can reply, "I meant to say Do I? but was confused and said I Do! and know I am trapped."

Finally the time came for the mischievous rings to part and claim their rightful place each adorned upon a fingers. Da pair have now become one, symbolising our union as man and wife. It had been a grand adventure(more like 5 grand, but who's counting) to reach this part. The harder the struggle then has made greater the Joy. I am husband to a remarkable lady. I have been blessed and with the lifting of her veil a beautiful world of possibility sparkled in her eyes. First hesitantly, then eagerly we kissed to seal our pack. Both of us had been hurt before in Love. But on this day Cupid truimphed as he gave us each a second chance.

Next came the cutting of the cheese...oops bathroom break....potty humour - the cake. The champagne bottle followed and I watched the one row of people pull back as I edged the cork open. POP - the sound was echoed by the bursting open of a party favour that showered coloured paper upon the wedding cake, while the champagne bottle sprayed its own frothy campaign of salutation. We poured the contents onto a champagne glass fountain to be used in hearty rounded cheers of "Gung Bay" around the 6 dinner tables.

The food was now served to nourish our joy as we partook of feast and fame. From Yan's Art school where she teaches the enchanting zither, two co-workers graced us with their talents. First up was a slender, gracefull lady that hearlded a lovely voice that soon had me not regretting Barry White's apperance(this for U to Shaun). After her song was the dance teacher from the school. She came in wearing Persian type garments and procedeed to give a lively belly dancing, male eye opening dance.

After a few plates graced out table, Yan and I left the room to once again change into red outfits. She wore a new red dress and I clothed myself in my original garment. We re-enetered into the dining room to a smattering of applause and then made the circuit of tables Guang Baying every glass. After a little more food we once again made the court circut where I judged another round of Guang Baying. Small pleasantries were made and soon the evening drifted by. Guests started to leave as we bid them farewell. My mind was drifting towards the hotel bed. I noticed the wedding cake and realised that although I had my cake, I never got to eat it too. I didn't mind because my thoughts were on a finer sweet dessert that soon would be mine :blush:

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I am sure my wife posted these Chinese characters. I guess she went to the website from her laptop where I have automatic sign in. Maybe I will suggest she start her own account here.

Stay Tuned for the next episode called ..... Arest in a Shenzhen Police Station
« Last Edit: November 05, 2009, 12:56:06 am by Rhonald »
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RE: The Hunt for Red October....Shoes
« Reply #55 on: November 05, 2009, 05:12:59 am »
Greetings Brothers,

Congratulations Rhonald and Yan, a fantastic story and a beautiful wedding.  Heres hoping that day is the worst day you ever encounter.

So happy to see another brother wed and heading towards the training soon to begin.  Good luck with that Rhon and keep us informed.  Also great pictures.

Congrats again,

Zhen and Brian

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« Reply #56 on: November 05, 2009, 07:59:38 am »
Such a wonderful story by a wonderful couple.  The pictures are great.

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« Reply #57 on: November 05, 2009, 08:45:59 am »
Rhonald , great Wedding ... where I truely can say ... it's only surpassed by my Own .

The Author of the Story , shall receive my Compliment's of a Story well told .

Thank you Rhonald , and may your Future be just as wonderful .
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« Reply #58 on: November 05, 2009, 10:01:14 am »
Congratulations Rhonald,
you have had an experience to treasure for a lifetime. It has been etched on your brain, recorded on camera, and thanks to your colourful descriptions, preserved in our minds too. The mark of a good writer is the ability to create a world and let the reader feel they were there with you, and you have.
Which leads me to thinking about a book. I'm sure we could all write a novel or two about our adventures, but I think it would be a good idea to have a book comprising about twelve of our stories, representing the good and the bad, the happy and the tragic. Each story would be of short story length, representing a cross-section of the kinds of stories that crop up between us. Some people write better than others, some people have stories that cry out to be heard, but overall the stories would be a positive and fascinating eye-opener for those who know nothing of our adventures, especially if they think we are just sex tourists or completely mad for embarking on this adventure.
I have my own ideas about whose stories I would include, and we do have an embarassment of riches, and I would be happy to edit it, as long as those people gave me permission to send it off to a publisher, and as long as people didn't feel aggrieved if their stories weren't included in what could be the first in a series.
I am thinking that a Sylvain-type adventure could mix with an Arnold-type success story. There could be room for dumplings, zithers, spoilt daughters, scam agencies, Viagra, red envelopes, translator misunderstandings, etc., etc.
I know that people are writing their own books, but I think this would have a broad appeal for anyone interested in East/West relationships. In Rhonald's case, it could be a simple matter of providing a little background story and then focussing on his description of the wedding.
Shoot me down if you disagree
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RE: The Hunt for Red October....Shoes
« Reply #59 on: November 05, 2009, 10:40:25 am »
Rhonald wrote ...

"We had 6 tables set for 12 diners each".


We'll have the same amount of people at our wedding dinner in December. My mother said to have an "even" number of tables according to Chinese tradition to signify good luck. Was that your case also to have "6" tables of 12 ???  How much did the dinner cost and how many main dishes was served ???

Thanks for sharing your witty humour and great pictures. We're all waiting for the 'Belly Dancing' story ... and more pictures.
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