this one is bringing back a memory, I think, but what the eh', it's funny enough to repost.
One dark night outside a small town in Minnesota, a fire started inside the local chemical plant
and in a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire
departments for miles around. When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the
chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All our secret formulas are in the
vault in the centre of the plant. They must be saved. I will give $50,000 to the fire department
that brings them out intact."
But the roaring flames held the fire fighters off.
Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate. As the firemen
arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now $100,000 to the fire department that could
bring out the company's secret files.
From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby
Norwegian rural township volunteer fire company composed mainly of Norwegians over the age of 65.
To everyone's amazement, that little run-down fire engine roared right past all the large newer fire
trucks that were parked around the plant.
Without even slowing down, the old truck drove straight into the middle of the inferno. Outside, the
other fire fighters watched as the Norwegian old timers jumped off right in the middle of the fire and
fought it back on all sides. It was a performance and effort never seen before.
Within a short time, the Norske old timers had the fire well under control and had saved the secret formulas.
The grateful chemical company president announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the
reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave fire fighters.
The local TV news reporter rushed in to capture the event on film, asking their chief, "What are you going to
do with all that money?"
"Vell," said Ole Larsen, the 70-year-old fire chief, "Da first thing ve gonna do is fix da brakes on dat focking truck!"