When You know it is just right

[shaun]

Now that Don might be true...    Drag me kicking and screaming.

[rockycoon]

Only because he will be leaving his "wife"...hahaha

Shaun, you know all those dumplings that you will be eating, you'll be over-weight for the plane and they won't let you on (new rules - cnn)  so you will have to stay in China....oop's, what a awful thing to have happen.


By the way, that is FAA rules for all airlines according to CNN.   "EAT SHAUN - EAT"  if the dumplings don't work, see Willy, I hear
he has a Chicken farm with lots of eggs...:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin: and corn mash to wash it down...haha

[shaun]

So that is what Willy is using all the money he saved from his Viagra days.  Eggs and corn mash.  What an unusual combination.  Willy say it isn't so.

[Willy The Londoner]

So that is what Willy is using all the money he saved from his Viagra days.  Eggs and corn mash.  What an unusual combination.  Willy say it isn't so.

Not spending a penny - 75 eggs were a gift on top of the 15 left by my wife.

The corn is being thrown by neighbours as they keep hearing this clucking sound as I pace around with my head jerking forward.   And I am trying to resist the urge to stand on the edge of the balcony at daybreak to herald a new day with a little crowing!!!

Apart from that every is well in my coop  - oops home.

Willy

[ttwjr32]

Willy,

how long is angel gone for? looks like eggs till then :icon_cheesygrin:

[shaun]

Isn't it almost Easter?  Willy, you can bring Easter to a whole new culture. Hard boil the eggs, color them and hide them for the children to find. Tell your wife you sacrificed the eggs in a gesture of thanksgiving (wrong holiday but...) for all the wonderful thing the people in China have done for you and wanted to give back in a unique way and spread joy for all of the children.

Then go and do the things you planned with eating out.

You could end the discussion with the most humble look and say, "If I only had more eggs to give to the children."

[Willy The Londoner]

Well you should know eggsackly when Easter is Shaun.   It starts here the day after you land in Hong Kong so you will be in time for Willy's Easter Eggstravanza.   We give a selected visa holder 75 eggs to carry - no dish, no bag, just straight into their hands and arms.   They then have to present their passports and open the page at the correct place for immigrations to inspect. And handle their luggage as well.  After managing two flights of stairs.   For every egg damaged one day is removed from the permitted stay in China.

And guess what Shaun your seat number came out of the hat first.  Well it was second drawn really - the first said 7 1/2 so we guessed that was the hat size label as Scottish_Rob was unlikely to be travelling with you on that flight.:icon_cheesygrin:

We look forward to you joining the fun on the 1st April and I will enjoy eating out in the meantime!!!:icon_cheesygrin:

Willy

[ttwjr32]

Willy,

will you wear the easter bunny costume and we will go around passing out eggs:icon_cheesygrin:

[brett]

Hi Willy,

Can you get Cadbury's Creme Eggs in China? Or just the 100 year old variety?

[David5o]

Brett,

Yep!!, ....You sure can find the ''Cadbury Creme Eggs'' in China, Mainly at the Western supermarkets, but have seen them elsewhere too. There's not much in the way of western confectionery that you can't find in China these days, After all, .... the Chinese do have sweet tooth's!!

David......

[shaun]

Willy!

Thanks for the heads up.  I will place a super duper extra heavy duty 60 gallon (sorry David 5o  US measurements only) trash bag in my carry on.  Along with that will be the easy use retractable, folding, decompressing, light weight hand truck to carry everything.

I am sure being in China that the eggs will not be refrigerated so I will also bring a bottle of freshen to hide the smell.  Of course you do realized because of the added supplies to bring your present from America will be left behind.  I am sorry but there just will not be enough room with the bag and hand truck.  But I just realized that there will not be a problem because I will be able to give you 75 perfect eggs as a gift from me to you.  I know you will be happy.

Your friend,

Shaun

[David5o]

Shaun,

Your USA Gallon is even different than everyone else's gallon, couldn't even get that right!!!! .... haha!!! As i remember it's smaller than the imperial gallon. It's all down you lot's, Micky Mouse weights and measures!!!  lol!!

David....

[ttwjr32]

David,

so anti - american     hahahhaaha

Ted

[David5o]

Ted,

I would have thought it was more America's ....''Anti World''!!  hahaha!!!

David....

[ttwjr32]

David,

hahahaha

Ted