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RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
« Reply #450 on: April 26, 2010, 01:28:48 am »
Quote from: 'ttwjr32' pid='37662' dateline='1272244175'

that would have gone well at home

"well honey i have my ticket booked on HOOTERS Air    lol!!!!!


Now where would your eyes be looking when the plane hits the turbulance? Just imagine the bouncing of the plane...... up and down.... side to side... :icon_cool::icon_cheesygrin::icon_cool:
Or when she has to reach way over you to hand that drink or meal to the passanger in the window seat? There would be a lot of guys in the dog house after a flight with them! ROTFLMAO!!! :icon_cheesygrin:

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RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
« Reply #451 on: May 02, 2010, 10:23:03 am »
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Eel Kills Man in China.....

This is REAL!!

http://img1.sankakustatic.com/wp-content/gallery/safe-misc-vi/monopterus-albus-asian-swamp-eel.jpg

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A man has died after an eel that was inserted into his rectum gnawed away at his bowels, causing agonising injuries which were eventually fatal.

The 59-year-old man, a chef, was reportedly taken to a Sichuan hospital complaining of abdominal pain, dehydration and a great deal of anal bleeding. He was soon diagnosed as being in a severe state of shock.

Doctors were mystified as to the cause, and obtained permission from his family to undertake an exploratory laparotomy. Cutting open his innards, they discovered a 50cm long Asian swamp eel lodged in his rectum.

Though dead, the eel had apparently already wrought havoc on his innards, biting its way through his intestines prior to dying. Internal bleeding and infection rapidly set in.

He was reported to have eaten a lot of eel the previous day, but otherwise doctors had no idea how the creature had got there. His condition quickly worsened.

He lingered for 10 days in intensive care but eventually succumbed to the injuries and sepsis.

The likely cause was eventually established – he had apparently been drinking with friends, and had passed out. His friends had decided it would be amusing to insert a live eel into his anus whilst he was comatose.

Police have reportedly begun an investigation.



So boys? when are you going for a drink again and where? hahaha!!!!

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RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
« Reply #452 on: May 02, 2010, 11:40:23 am »
An eel up the ass!  Good to hear that the police are looking into it!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
« Reply #453 on: May 02, 2010, 12:41:37 pm »
thats just not right? lol!

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RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
« Reply #454 on: May 02, 2010, 12:46:18 pm »
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Knowing the Chinese, ...They'll probably eat the evidence!!!!

David.....

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RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
« Reply #455 on: May 02, 2010, 12:59:58 pm »
thats even worse

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RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
« Reply #456 on: May 02, 2010, 08:00:59 pm »
Yes Ted it is.  I guess on the death report they could say he died of a perforated bowel syndrome.  What did the eel die of?   That is the real question?  Perforated human syndrome?  Were the men at the gay eel club?  Just wait until they hear about gerbils.  

I mean really I do feel sorry for the poor man and his family but really.  This is too much to leave alone.

Ted I am sorry.  butt.............

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RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
« Reply #457 on: May 03, 2010, 01:23:13 am »
I am trying to think of somthing about this, however it is beyond belief and mind numbing. :s
However I am thinking a small swamp ell is one thing but perhaps a morae ell or wolf ell with lots of teeth.  But also put a
lobster in there, because morae like to share the hole with lobsters. ouch....:icon_cheesygrin:

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RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
« Reply #458 on: May 08, 2010, 10:01:18 pm »
Whens the next batch of Guys due to visit China?    We need some new posts.

The active threads are getting few and far between  - not more than half a dozen on the latest posts page now.

I gave up newspapers long ago so I could spend the time reading the various threads on here.  

Now it is back to looking at the woman going past - but at least it is hot here now and 'hot' means 'less' when it comes to fashion.  :angel:  I am of course just looking at the stylish and latest, but admitably, very short fashion wear.  The person wearing them, hmm just like this one coming along now, she is just a model, just a very beautiful model, just a very beautiful model with hardly anything on, just getting closer, woooaah just a minute - be back soon!







Thats better a nice cold shower.     Now where was I?

I could do with an nice sun bed on my balcony even one of those those special Chinese one will do me and just pass away the hours in between reading posts.

C'mon Guys stop me becoming completely lazy,  lets have some incoming -  and I do not mean flak!   (Although that does liven things up considerably.)

If we do not get active soon then maybe I will invite Teo onto this forum.:icon_cheesygrin:

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RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
« Reply #459 on: May 08, 2010, 11:09:28 pm »
Maybe it flew right by me... but who is Teo?
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RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
« Reply #460 on: May 08, 2010, 11:58:04 pm »
mustfocus Teo is the new resident expert on Chnlove.He is posting out of Singapore,He posts some wild stuff.With a very different take on things.He is wirth reading because the stuff he posts is amuseing.
One of life's great lessons.Do not get a tattoo. With Chinese writings tattooed on your body.By a western tattoo artist.My wife seen a lady today.Walking in the park who had a tattoo running down the back of her arm.The tattoo was supposed to say love and peace not war.My wife told me the Characters were all wrong.She said it looked like a 7 year old drew it on the ladies arm.

So be fore warned.Get the real translation.Before you let somebody tattoo Chinese charactors on your body.
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RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
« Reply #461 on: May 09, 2010, 12:54:42 am »
I just read a few of his messages...he's scary...and off the wall...very confusing.
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RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
« Reply #462 on: May 09, 2010, 01:07:01 am »
Hi Maxx .
The only thing that makes me laugh is the writings that some people think is serious.  He believes he is writing serious stuff that is what makes it amusing for me and that forum is so frustrating it takes a day or more to get a reply published.

As a Chinaman living in Singapore I cannot understand how he can write so much rubbish and controversy about woman in China as he has never been here!  He would certainly cause some rants and rages on here.

But Maxx I take it when you say 'resident expert' then that is the amusing part of his character?

Maybe we can have a thread on Teo's famous sayings?

Willy

P.S. Teo if you have joined today when I have been writing this then I apologise for not apologising to you.
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RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
« Reply #463 on: May 09, 2010, 03:21:03 am »
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Whens the next batch of Guys due to visit China?    We need some new posts.


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RE: General Thread For This and That!!....
« Reply #464 on: May 09, 2010, 06:08:42 am »
Willy and Maxx,

For those who are in the dark you will need to clue us in on Teo.  Where can you find his comments?  chnlove.com?