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Offline RegnisTheGreat

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Amusing/Worst Profiles
« on: December 09, 2009, 10:47:59 am »
Since I've been on chnlove and blossom.com, I've come across some pretty bad profiles. I'm sure others have as well. So I thought lets share some that we find and we'll all laugh and chuckle (stress reducer).

I'll start with this gem:

have a good economic foundation, good education and family background. alwasy put me in his heart. me is first, him is second.
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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2009, 10:57:34 am »
Well my lady wrote that she wanted to meet a Western prince riding a white house :icon_cheesygrin:.

Loads of ladies seem to mention predestination, but I'm not even sure it's a real word. Maybe they've all copied it from each other.

At the weekend I did find a lady born on the same day as me, that was a bit spooky :s.
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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2009, 11:03:55 am »
Hey, I also found one born on my birthday -  it's a small world...:sleepy:
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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2009, 07:14:46 pm »
Quote from: 'rockycoon' pid='25040' dateline='1260374635'
Hey, I also found one born on my birthday -  it's a small world...:sleepy:
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There is a 50% probability that, in a gathering of 23 people, two people will have the same birthdate. Its 99% probable in a gathering of 57 :icon_biggrin:
This is counter intuitive, but see
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday_problem
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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2009, 07:51:46 pm »
Quote from: 'rockycoon' pid='25040' dateline='1260374635'

Hey, I also found one born on my birthday -  it's a small world...:sleepy:


1.4 billion ...
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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2009, 07:55:43 pm »
Don,

I don't mean to be rude but who would want to date a woman that old?

Shaun
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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2009, 09:51:37 pm »
I remember writing a woman that had the same birth date (the day not year Shaun) :icon_cheesygrin:
I think she took to long to reply and I moved on. My lady now is a few days difference. I'm the 9th she's the 12th. That's why we get along so well.
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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2009, 03:03:15 am »
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Well my lady wrote that she wanted to meet a Western prince riding a white house :icon_cheesygrin:.

Loads of ladies seem to mention predestination, but I'm not even sure it's a real word. Maybe they've all copied it from each other.

At the weekend I did find a lady born on the same day as me, that was a bit spooky :s.


You was not a twin that was split up at birth was you.  Having a female version of Brett about - well that would be really spooky!!!!!

Willy

PS hardly likely to find one born on same birthday as me because by that age they would have given up years ago!!!!
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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2009, 03:30:19 am »
Guys - I am talking about the same date and same year! Come on, my predestination calls here :icon_cheesygrin:!!!
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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2009, 08:51:12 am »
Brett, I don't want some old lady. :icon_biggrin:  and didn't get one either.
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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2009, 03:43:20 pm »
How about this one, 3 profiles (2 on Chnlove)?

GZB271597 Bday Jun 18 , 1975
My personality is amiable and elegant. I love playing zheng, violin and traveling. As I was brought up in Harbin, it gives me wisdom and beauty. I am a beautician now. Through the rainstorms of these years, I experienced up and down. But still, I am stilling thinking in a logical way, and so, I can withstand up till now. I would also like to say thank you to my family and friends. I wish I could find my lover who cares and understands me.


and GZB273513 (hehe, between the two she is 6 years younger, and gained college Bday Oct 15 , 1981
I am a girl who is from a beautiful city - Harbin. My beautiful hometown cultivate me a tender, kind hearted disposition. Just as the color of my hometown in winter, I am pure in my heart. I like white color. I am devoted in my work and my family, I am understanding, loving, passionate, independent.

I am here looking for a man who has a kind heart , who is loving and caring, who would like to share a lifelong time with me, no matter what happen in our life. I don't limit my finding on any race, as long as we make sense in many aspects. I would like to hold his hand to the last of our life.If you are interested in me, let's begin our story...


Cherrblossoms.com PID C00199745 for those who have access Bday 06/18/1975
Just a man to be my husband , love me forever , take care for me that`s all! NO games here please!!!


Pity, she seems like a real cutie, not that I would be interested, my heart is given away already ... still funny what you come across ...
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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2009, 05:12:18 pm »
Hahahahah:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:

I bet they got a few hundred EMF's with that one !!!!

Suckers !!!

But if she's from Haerbin, it wont be white in her heart...it will be ice !!!

Well spotted Voice:icon_cheesygrin:

Why dont we all send a complaint to the "Intendance Department" ??

David


ps...Voice, you got too much time on your hands !!!!!!!!!!!!
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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2009, 05:17:09 pm »
actually I think the story is a bit different ... she mus not be getting the kind of response or the kind of guy she is looking for, so the agency pulled someone elses profile (GZB273513) and made her younger with new pics ... if it was about EMFs, she wouldn't be on cherryblossoms.Com
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« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2009, 07:04:09 pm »
I think she is one of the bait and switch. She's a pretty woman and I can't imagine her not getting a load of EMF's.
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RE: Amusing/Worst Profiles
« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2009, 11:34:58 pm »
"he should be a nice and caring man, with good heart and like a father. "

Thanks, I was tempted to write to you. But now I feel a bit of incest inside and won't.
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