Willy's dreams

[mustfocus]

Rocky,

It's government mis-spending that's the problem.  I am all for spending when necessary.  But when I see government fat and mis-spending our money, then I get really annoyed.  Then there are the unions.  Honestly, all three levels of the government are really fatter than they should be and need some trimming.

[rockycoon]

It's also all those agency's who yell and scream they don't have enough money, so the goverment gives them more, and of course
puts the bill to us.  When it comes down to it, we need a few less agency's, or have someone look at them and delete what we don't
need and over spending.  Who says that the government should get NEW cars every year? what's wrong with the old ones? so what
if an IRS agent or county car is a POS we don't care, make em take care of what they have, and lower the cost of taxes.  A good
president is one who don't drive new, but gets around in a old POS ford pickup that smokes and has bad valves.....hahaha

[mustfocus]

It's the waste that bothers me.  Actually, that's only sorta true.  It's the fact that government agencies only know one word... SPEND.  I mean I don't know about where you live, but over here, our municipal government is beyond socialist... For the 2009 budget, we were facing a shortfall...so what does our government do?  Increase spending on NEW programs by $1.3 billion... At a time where programs need to be maintained (not increased), I'm being asked to pay a 5% increase (known) in property tax (on top of other new tax measures).  So I have LESS money to spend and will cut my own spending to ensure that I can cover my taxes...

Maybe after this new municiple government is elected this year, and if things go well for me, I will try going for mayor...  City council here needs a change...then if that's done (ha ha), I will start moving up the tree...


(Sorry for the rant)... now Willy, why don't you get us back on track!

[Willy The Londoner]

(Sorry for the rant)... now Willy, why don't you get us back on track!

Ok - Have you seen the price of eggs this weekend.  I am sure they are putting an extra tax on them.LOL

Just 12 days to Easter it is a rip off.  Its enough to stop Humpty ever going on that wall again.

Jusr saw a great apartment today on the complex where I am living. Three bedrooms, 2 bathrooms,  120 sq M. 5th Floor.  Just 550,000 rmb. For UK thats 55,000 UK pounds or 83,000 USD, fully finished to my colour choice with new leather sofa again to my choice up to 10000 rmb and 42" TV.  This block should be ready for end of the year so my money has gone on the table for it.   Zhongshan is certainly cheap when it comes to housing.

Now how many eggs do I have to sell to get..........Hmm that a bloody lot of eggs.

Willy

[ttwjr32]

so willy save a room for me when i visit

[Willy The Londoner]

If It warm you can also sleep on the balcony - thats as large as our second double bedroom as the moment.  I know how you pioneers to the West love to live in the open air!!! Well it sounds that you all go around knocking down walls!!!

Willy

[shaun]

Ah, now we see the results of all of those eggs.  They have to sleep outside on the balcony.  Why pray tell?  Could it be because of the smell at night?  Hmmmm.....?

[rockycoon]

Methinks his highness has to sleep on the balcony, because the queen would send him to the guillitine if he didn't....hahaha:icon_cheesygrin: You see it's those 1,000 year old eggs that do it.....by the way, if you stay on the balcony
look to see if the paint is peeling, and you'll know for sure.....haha :icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:

Kim-Chee anyone ?

lol, lol
Willy, any chance of getting this live on CNN or wide world of Sports?

Contest Rules:

1. The one eating the most amount of eggs loses wife and all friends, and is banned from all pubs for a period of one week.
2. The one eating the least amount of eggs gets to keep wife and saves face...well sort of...
3. Foul air contest, the one fouling the air the most is declared the winner, but with no one around to award prize.
4. Prizes are awarded for , the loudist, the sneakyist, most longest lasting, most musical, biggest blow out, paint peeling ability, scaryist, lingering ablility, and knock out power.
5. Any one trying to pass bad gas, but crapping their pants instead...is disqualified.

:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:
let the games begin....

[ttwjr32]

you guys are killing me with the eggs already can we switch to
something else like " what do you have for breakfast with your chinese lady"

or-- what is your favorite chinese food you miss from china

these egg comments are killing me already  i cant see a egg without
thinking of the forum   not a good thing :icon_biggrin:

[shaun]

But you love it.  Yes? We could return to the squat toilet conversation. :icon_eek::icon_redface: I'd like to withdraw from the contest.  I am still not sure how I am going to handle the squat toilet yet. :s

[Lee357]

But you love it.  Yes? We could return to the squat toilet conversation. :icon_eek::icon_redface: I'd like to withdraw from the contest.  I am still not sure how I am going to handle the squat toilet yet. :s

find a bucket and cut the bottom out of it. place it over the spuat toilet and now you have something to sit on. problem solved. :idea:

[ttwjr32]

oh no i hope i didnt bring that back--squat toilet

another subject beat to death

[Willy The Londoner]

oh no i hope i didnt bring that back--squat toilet

You called for me M'Lord  :icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:

Willy

[rockycoon]

WILLY'S EGG EATING CONTEST ON THE BALCONY...:icon_cheesygrin: OR COULD WE JUST SAY WILLY'S NEIGHBORS....FROM THE GROUND FLOOR....lol

[Willy The Londoner]

The Chicken run has come to an end.  He knew his time was up as he had been reading this forum of late so off he ran and hide away.  Problem was that nice warm spot was the oven and once in, he was unable to extracate himself and slowly he was cooked to a turn.

After all the friendly banter he has created for so long the of course we did ensure he had a good burial. :angel: Like hell we did he was served up with all the trimmings in True Chinese fashion - waste not want not.

But the Chicken and his eggs are gone.   I hear you all sighing with relief.  And no the squattie and viagra are not  making a come back.  

Watch this space.

Willy