Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey I no come work today, I sick, headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come to work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You go and try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say, I feel great. I be at work velly soon..........by the way boss ....You got nice house."
Willy