Have someone Chinese with a sense of humor read these aloud to you. In chinese they make no sense at all but the sound is so close you will laugh.
My wife read them to me and after she said the words she understood the English meaning. We laughed for about an hour.
肃穆听蜗牛个。
湖于还顶。
苦闷和。
读秒付款。
太你破你。
外于十有色温谈。
吃年土法庭。
外十 地面。
外于母女吃年个。
参爬灰可和热。
外于苦闷脑。
类应咯。
挖室内个卡。
于是可扑。
发可素爬灰。