simple chinese phrases to learn

[ttwjr32]

a few easy sayings to learn for your trip here  say them aloud

[Arnold]

I did Ted and I hear nobody laughing ! So it must of been perfect pronounciation on my part . Haha

[Willy The Londoner]

Thank God your teaching English (well almost) and not Chinese.

Wi Lee

[ttwjr32]

british english is easy to teach just talk with a mouth full of food and know one
knows what you say or can understand   it

[Jan]

Hahaha this is a really good one.

[Pineau]

you wise guy. I was halfway through this before I realized you were playing.

go wok your dog.

[ttwjr32]

now there is no need for that i think everyone realized it was a joke and not real

[rockycoon]

I heard that WOKing your dog is a favorite sport in China...humm where did I put that freezer wrap....

[Scottish_Rob]

british english is easy to teach just talk with a mouth full of food and know one
knows what you say or can understand   it

OR be like me and DON'T have anything in your mouth, and they STILL can't understand me... ...hahahahaa

I heard that WOKing your dog is a favorite sport in China...humm where did I put that freezer wrap....

Because your Woking your dog, will it taste nicer, less fat

[Michael]

you guys are too much  I almost pissed myself laughing

[ttwjr32]

Micheal,

You do need a sense of humor to go thru what we go thru in this journey

[Jimmy]

Have someone Chinese with a sense of humor read these aloud to you.  In chinese they make no sense at all but the sound is so close you will laugh.
My wife read them to me and after she said the words she understood the English meaning. We laughed for about an hour.

肃穆听蜗牛个。
湖于还顶。
苦闷和。
读秒付款。
太你破你。
外于十有色温谈。
吃年土法庭。
外十 地面。
外于母女吃年个。
参爬灰可和热。
外于苦闷脑。
类应咯。
挖室内个卡。
于是可扑。
发可素爬灰。

[Jan]

Sùmù tīng wōniú gè.
Hú yú hái dǐng.
Kǔmèn hé.
Dúmiǎo fù kuǎn.
Tài nǐ pò nǐ.
Wài yú shí yǒu sèwēn tán.
Chī nián tǔ fǎtíng.
Wài shí dìmiàn.
Wài yú mǔ nǚ chī nián gè.
Cān pá huī kě hé rè.
Wài yú kǔmèn nǎo.
Lèi yīng gē.
Wā shìnèi gè kǎ.
Yúshì kě pū.
Fā kě sù pá huī.


My pronounciation is bad... But I think I understand at least some of those but definately not all.