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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #30 on: August 16, 2009, 12:21:30 pm »
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Too much imformation ....hahaha!!

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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #31 on: August 16, 2009, 09:53:51 pm »
After two months here in China I find nothing fake with my lady.  When she tells me she loves me I know she means it.   It is the little things she does every day just to make my life more comfortable that show me this.  

Some things just cannot be faked.  The squealling and the groaning coming from the bedroom at night.  She tells me to be quiet otherwise the neighbours will complain!!!

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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #32 on: August 16, 2009, 10:17:43 pm »
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Some things just cannot be faked. The squealling and the groaning coming from the bedroom at night. She tells me to be quiet otherwise the neighbours will complain!!!

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Willy, did you hit your toe on the edge of the dresser again? lol,,,:icon_cheesygrin:  just joking with ya,
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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #33 on: August 16, 2009, 10:26:37 pm »
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Some things just cannot be faked. The squealling and the groaning coming from the bedroom at night. She tells me to be quiet otherwise the neighbours will complain!!!

Willy



Willy, did you hit your toe on the edge of the dresser again? lol,,,:icon_cheesygrin:  just joking with ya,


Joke or no joke my big toe will never be the same again.:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:    
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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #34 on: August 16, 2009, 10:57:41 pm »
Hey Willy, Bob didn't say anything about a big toe!
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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #35 on: August 16, 2009, 11:08:34 pm »
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Hey Willy, Bob didn't say anything about a big toe!


Just bragging - only thing about me that I can call big.:icon_cheesygrin:
other than my head.

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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #36 on: August 17, 2009, 05:11:26 am »
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Hey Willy, Bob didn't say anything about a big toe!


Just bragging - only thing about me that I can call big.:icon_cheesygrin:
other than my head.

Willy


You're too funny.
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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #37 on: October 05, 2009, 10:20:34 pm »
Ok. Got a new one. Well, I hope it's new because it actually happend to me.

You know you're in China when....you go to KFC for lunch and can't find an open table for seating until reaching the 5th floor.
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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #38 on: October 06, 2009, 05:43:06 am »
You will know your in China when you see the motor Scooter riders have their jackets or shirts on Back to Front,

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« Reply #39 on: October 06, 2009, 06:40:12 am »
I will know I am in China when I can't physically carry more than £5 worth of shopping :icon_cheesygrin:.
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« Reply #40 on: October 06, 2009, 10:18:09 am »
I will know when I am in China, when the locals start to runaway shouting in Chinese 'The Bagpipes, the bagpipes'...:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::huh:
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« Reply #41 on: October 06, 2009, 10:30:45 am »
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I will know when I am in China, when the locals start to runaway shouting in Chinese 'The Bagpipes, the bagpipes'...:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::huh:


And if you are wearing a kilt.....maybe they will be yelling .."the bag and the pipe...the hairy bags and pipe" :icon_cheesygrin:

I remember wearing a kilt when I was in the Canadian Scottish (Princess Marry) Highlanders. Also I remember that the sporran had a nasty bounce while marching. We wore Hunting Stewart tartan. Deas Gu Cath - Ready for the Fray.
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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #42 on: October 06, 2009, 02:46:17 pm »
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I will know when I am in China, when the locals start to runaway shouting in Chinese 'The Bagpipes, the bagpipes'...:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::huh:


I know I am in England when the locals start to runaway shouting in a hundred different languages 'never mind the bagpipes - why is that man with a skirt squeezing that cat under his arm'.  :icon_cheesygrin:

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RE: You know you are in China when....
« Reply #43 on: October 06, 2009, 03:39:25 pm »
You know that you're in China when an unfortunate hotel dry cleaning accident that wrecked your best designer coat prompts an invitation to an executive hotel staff meeting including the hotel director, several assistants and the outsourced laundry owner, with drinks and nibbles and lots of polite talk about anything but the accident, and the next day you get presented with a hefty cash envelope and some more apologies.
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« Reply #44 on: October 06, 2009, 03:49:36 pm »
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I know I am in England when the locals start to runaway shouting in a hundred different languages 'never mind the bagpipes - why is that man with a skirt squeezing that cat under his arm'.  :icon_cheesygrin:

Willy


ROFLMAO:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin:

Willy that was the funniest thing I have read in ages
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