Why I went Asian!!!!!!!!!

[Robertt S]

This pretty much explains why I decided western women are no longer my cup of tea!

Smack The Pony - The Perfect Man

[David E]

Yep...you got that right Robert.

Notice that she said nothing about what this "super- being" would get from her in return for all this perfection.........

And we all know the answer to that !!!....bugger all !!!!

[shaun]

She just read my resume but I'm not interested. 

[Arnold]

If I had Hair on my Back , it would have lifted my Shirt off my Body . Now I'm really down ( well disappointed really ) what has become of our Western Women all together . Give me ..give me .. mmhh what do YOU want !! Not until I get this .. or tha..... blah blah . Didn't I tell you NOT to slam that Door !

[Clayton]

A western woman wakes up in the morning and says' what can i get from my husband today"

An Asisn woman wakes up amd says "what can i do for my husband today

Leeroy

[Pineau]

I didn't know they interviewed my exwife.
Isn't she charming?

[shaun]

I had to go out of town this morning when I travel I think a lot.  I know, I know, it can be dangerous.  But today I was thinking about this thread and I realized for the umpteenth million time that when a western woman gets what she wants or asks for it doesn't take her very long to not want it anymore.

I can remember prior to my divorce that my ex and I were having one of the same old argument we'd had for years.  I can remember saying to her, so you really don't want to inform me of anything you simply want me to ask questions.  She replied yes.  I went on, so you are saying if I would ask you questions about everything then you would be happy and you wouldn't feel the need to get a divorce?  She replied yes.  So I set out to achieve her goal of me asking questions.  Well it didn't take that long to figure out this wan't what she wanted.  I remember her saying. "you are asking me too many questions."  Never could figure that one out.  I still don't know if there is an allotment of questions that a man can ask each day; I'm not sure what kinds of questions I should be asking; and I don't know if there are several subject that are off limits to these questions?  My father told me about the birds and the bees but he did neglected to go into asking your wife questions.  One of these days I might forgive him for that. 

[Vince G]

One question... WHY?   

[Willy The Londoner]

A western woman wakes up in the morning and says' what can i get from my husband today"


Leeroy

Being a batchelor for many, many  a year I often would wake up in the morning and say' Hi, I'm Willy'

Willy

[lfputman3]

I love it, it's every western girlfriend I had. Of course before I met Yuan, my last Chinese girl did want part of that description, good looking, lots of cash, but the cash was meant only for her to spend.

Now, I have found bliss....  piss off to the rest of them...   

[john1964]

Why I chose Asian AGAIN,, Because This one is Chinese and not Thai like the last one, She still has the shovel in her hands and is still digging for gold, Only this time it is with some poor New Zealand-er, I hope someone uses the shovel to bury her one day     

[Chong]

OH ... I thought this was about what I had for lunch today ... hee hee hee.   

[Martin]

I can't remember, but I think it had something to do with dumplings for me.

[shaun]

Now there is a man who really likes dumplings.!!!!!!   

[lfputman3]

Dumplings? where? oh, they didn't make any today (sigh of relief) I do like dumplings, but not 50 at a time. I also like beef, but mama doesn't seem to understand that I only eat beef a few times a month...

I think she'll figure it out when she visits and we go to the store... I hope...

Lloyd