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Offline Willy The Londoner

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Re: You know you married a Chinese woman when
« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2012, 09:07:20 am »
Quote from: shaun on May 30, 2012, 08:20:08 am
For fun I was going through this thread again.  What is that off white thing with the chicken feet?  A congealed Chicken turd?

That is the eye ball of a foreigner whose eyes popped out when he saw what he had to eat!!!

I sit at home in front of the TV and tear open a bag of nuts.  My wife tears open a pair if prepacked chicken feet!!!

 Do you ever have that yearning to share with your partner?  NOT on your nelly mate. My wife is not going to be chewing on my nuts and I will leave her feet alone.

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Re: You know you married a Chinese woman when
« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2012, 09:39:38 am »
Quote from: Willy The Londoner on May 30, 2012, 09:07:20 am
My wife is not going to be chewing on my nuts and I will leave her feet alone.

Willy

Your are talking about food are you not?  :o
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Re: You know you married a Chinese woman when
« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2012, 10:22:35 am »
What to say...  What to say...  What to say...

So many things that run through my mind but I dare not post.

Wife:  What did you say?   Husband: Nutin honey.

What ever you do, if you bring a Chinese woman to a western country you must forbid them to say peanuts.   Think about it.  She could say, "My husband likes to eat peanuts."   The horror of it all.   But it sure will bring your friends to great laughter.
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Re: You know you married a Chinese woman when
« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2012, 03:31:58 am »
Kippers AKA as Arbroath Smokies... Scottish Dish I'm afraid to say David :D
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Re: You know you married a Chinese woman when
« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2012, 03:37:12 am »
Rob

I am quite happy to concede that Kippers came from Scotland.

Does not alter the fact that they are delicious  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: You know you married a Chinese woman when
« Reply #20 on: May 31, 2012, 09:37:11 am »
Shaun, you are right. I have not found a Chinese woman that can say peanuts no matter how many times you teach them.  Sometimes I think they are just messing with my head.

Jing said it wrong and so does Fiona. If you hyphenate it then they get it right.  pea-nuts.
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Re: You know you married a Chinese woman when
« Reply #21 on: May 31, 2012, 02:57:53 pm »
Here I have my LaoPo saying "Donnerwetter Ausgezeichnet" perfectly pronounced German, had my Uncle&Aunt laughing when they heard Qing saying that to them. It is a ball, when she  :-\ shocks  :-\  People like that. :o
I've got to try the Peanuts thing yet.
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Re: You know you married a Chinese woman when
« Reply #22 on: June 01, 2012, 01:41:38 am »
MinYing has trouble with the "peanut" thing too, And also ICE CREAM == ARSE CREAM and COKE==C=,K, My son Aaron nearly chokes when she mis-pronounciates  some words  ;D ;D
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