The British are coming... The British are coming...
Oh NOOOOO!!!!!!!!
We didn't invite them to the tea party.
I went to a garden party to reminisce with my old friends,
A chance to share old memories and play our songs again.
When I got to the garden party, they all knew my name,
No one recognized me, I didn't look the same.
But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well.
You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself!!!!!!
When you say Tea Partay.... You've said it all.