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Offline David E

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RE: Age of members
« Reply #75 on: September 17, 2009, 08:05:36 pm »
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So you see my English is not perfect after all :icon_cheesygrin:

Help me a bit then, how would you call someone who's never been in a relationship? (not from a sexual perspective, just to be clear :angel:)


Must depend on age to a large extent. Someone under 30 who was never in a serious relationship....'bout normal !!!

Someone over 40 who hasn't.........bit strange !!

But for a young guy, 30 to 40 who was not in a relationship before.......needs to get out more !!!

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RE: Age of members
« Reply #76 on: September 18, 2009, 06:20:09 am »
You guys really crack me up, with all your quips and teasing............keep it going it is very amusing.

I'm also one of the old farts January 1958. But I do not feel that old, so it must be a young mind in a old fats body :-/

I hope to read some more fuuny posts soon.

Good thread Sly

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RE: Age of members
« Reply #77 on: September 18, 2009, 07:00:56 am »
Thanks, Glenn ;)
If possible, when back to home tonight, I'll post again here.
by now, it's lunch time, so I have to go. See ya :)
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RE: Age of members
« Reply #78 on: September 21, 2009, 01:30:00 am »
Born in 1961.  Trip to China has now been postponed to just after Christmas this year.  However because of the delay I will
get to stay for three weeks instead of two so that is a good thing!:icon_cheesygrin:

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RE: Age of members
« Reply #79 on: September 21, 2009, 01:55:52 am »
Glenn,
Less of the old please, I was born in 58 too!!!:icon_cheesygrin:
I prefer the term, age enhanced !
To me old age is always someone 15 years older than I am. err no offence to anyone over 65 intended!

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RE: Age of members
« Reply #80 on: September 21, 2009, 02:13:44 am »
You criminals got nothing on me. Never Been to China (walking distance- Viet-nam) And I was born in 1948. Anyone saying they are older than me is lieing...LOL.  Plan to go to China if I find the right person over there.  Other than that, I got nothing lost overthere except perhaps the FOOD...mmmmm.

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RE: Age of members
« Reply #81 on: September 22, 2009, 02:32:24 am »
Hi Paul,
Your right, much less of the old is great by me.
I my lady catches me referring to myself as old, she hits me :dodgy:because that also reflects on her:icon_cheesygrin:
I just like your term better enhanced :icon_cool:

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RE: Age of members
« Reply #82 on: September 22, 2009, 06:18:58 am »
C'mon you young fellows.  

I passed 60  a while back on the fourth of July and it has been like a holiday ever since.   I am now in love for the third time in as many months!!!  Like the last two this one is for real!!!!!  Those dates in between were just feelers.

The day i arrived in China in June was the day that age meant no more than the numbers on my lottery ticket -there is one sure way to stay youthful, handsome, sophisticated, suave, debonair,etc etc. these are not my words, i would never have used sophisticated!  these are descriptions given by those I have dated here and they do not need three pints of beer or half a bottle of red wine to become elequent.

I wont tell you the age of my youngest but the eldest is the one I am with now and she is 14 years younger than me.  


The new Professional Super Viagra is good stuff.

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RE: Age of members
« Reply #83 on: September 22, 2009, 10:21:44 am »
Willy you have to slow down a little I think your wearing out these women? :icon_cheesygrin:

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RE: Age of members
« Reply #84 on: September 22, 2009, 12:13:52 pm »
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Willy you have to slow down a little I think your wearing out these women? :icon_cheesygrin:


No problem Vince - I have moved onto Zhongshan now i cannot recall any brother having a lady there so maybe I have a whole city to my self!!!

But must admit I am slowing down now - I met two girls in the street could not even distinguish 'i give you message'  from 'I give you massage'  but i was saved by Teds wife who cleared them from my room as I patiently waited to hear 'the Message'

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RE: Age of members
« Reply #85 on: September 22, 2009, 01:42:41 pm »
Willy,

Your a real card when you get going!!  hahaha!! It's a shame your humour gets lost in any translation you have with the ladies there, ...or you'll be totally swamped with them.. lol!!
So you must have the personality too, that get though to them, you don't need any translation for that to be seen.....

Jeez, that evening with Danny must have been a real blast, ...Aussie and London humour Mixed!! Now that must have been something!!!!... Even if it was toned down somewhat by the presence of Danny's daughter! ...hahaha!!

David.....

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RE: Age of members
« Reply #86 on: September 22, 2009, 03:30:55 pm »
Personally, I can't see the point of this thread. My member is exactly the same age as me!

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RE: Age of members
« Reply #87 on: September 22, 2009, 07:06:48 pm »
Nina lives in Zhongshan.  Hands off Willy!  I was there in August.
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RE: Age of members
« Reply #88 on: September 22, 2009, 09:15:55 pm »
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Nina lives in Zhongshan.  Hands off Willy!  I was there in August.


Now I know why I was getting so much attention.  They were waiting for me to change into the 'The Chocolate Man'. so they can all have a nibble.  

But seriously Neil I may have seen her there.   I think I have picked up her description from your postings. She is about 5'2" - 5'3" brown eyes with very dark hair that is almost black, very pretty and slim in stature?  Maybe a little slanting of the eyes, a lovely skin colouring and speaks Chinese fluently.

If that is a fairly accurate description then NO never saw anyone looking like that at all!!!!   Maybe she spent the time at home looking at your photo. hehe
Or I spent the whole time looking at my reflection is shop windows thinking 'why am i wasting time looking at my reflection when there are so many................'!!

Willy
In case you missed it amongst my posting my date of birth is 4th July 1949 - maybe the oldest on this forum but definately not the wisest as many ladies throughout the world will attest to.

Thank you to all the American brothers who take for much trouble in celebrating my birthday each year.  I know some of you go other the top with the carnival style parades in your home towns but hey, I appreciate each and every one of them.  

But how did you hear about my arrival on Earth 60 years ago?   I thought that it was a secret when I was beamed down from Utopia to bring so much pleasure but apparently you guys have been celebrating my arrival even before I got here.  

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RE: Age of members
« Reply #89 on: September 23, 2009, 12:16:00 am »
Ah willy, wait till you get my age, its bliss, if you count all the aching bone's, muscles, and grey hair.  Thank god for Viagra, Cealis, and anything that keeps the yang up.  An old polish aid for this is a Tonge depresser and a roll of black tape....:icon_cheesygrin: